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Old 06-29-2011, 10:15 PM  
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Drunk Teacher Resists Arrest - Squirts Cops With Breast Milk

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Drunk Ohio Teacher Resists Arrest, Sprays Cops With Her Breastmilk


Jack Dickey — We're not sure we know the precise meaning of the term "hot mess," but this just has to be the perfect application. Meet Stephanie Robinette, 30, a lactating charter-school teacher from Westerville, Ohio (a Columbus suburb), who got drunk, disorderly, and weird over the weekend.

Robinette was attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center—the self-proclaimed "premiere banquet facility of Central Ohio"—with her husband, but apparently the two got in a kerfuffle and all hell—or at least several ducts—broke loose. Namely, she hit her husband, locked herself in the car, he phoned the cops, who then arrived and tried to remove her from the car, at which point she squirted the car and the cops with breast milk.

And at which point American civilization reached its nadir, until the next time.

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Old 06-29-2011, 10:17 PM   #2
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:18 PM   #3
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:19 PM   #4
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:31 PM   #5
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:33 PM   #6
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:38 PM   #7
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:45 PM   #8
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:52 PM   #9
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:16 PM   #10
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Why would the police try getting her out the car? As long as she doesn't have the keys, what does it matter? Let her sleep it off in the car.
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:24 PM   #11
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Why would the police try getting her out the car? As long as she doesn't have the keys, what does it matter? Let her sleep it off in the car.
not sure butt if i was to guess i'd say they were concerned that she would roll up the windows and drown herself in breastmilk.
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:25 PM   #12
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not sure butt if i was to guess i'd say they were concerned that she would roll up the windows and drown herself in breastmilk.
I'm sure she would be able to drink her way out.
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:29 PM   #13
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I'm sure she would be able to drink her way out.
i don't know about you but the thought of a woman drinking her own breastmilk sure gets me all hot and bothered!
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:33 PM   #14
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i don't know about you but the thought of a woman drinking her own breastmilk sure gets me all hot and bothered!

Those would have to be some floppy flapjacks to make that possible
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Old 06-29-2011, 11:34 PM   #15
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