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Old 07-01-2011, 04:30 AM  
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I thought that lady was dead

Man accused of sexually assaulting unconscious woman on KC sidewalk

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Melvin L. Jackson

Jackson County prosecutors today accused a 48-year-old man of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman on a sidewalk in broad daylight Wednesday and later telling police, “I thought that lady was dead.”

Prosecutors charged Melvin L. Jackson, of Kansas City, with a felony of sexual assault in connection with the 11:30 a.m. attack in the 3400 block of Troost Avenue. The victim told police she was walking Wednesday when she felt dizzy and light-headed, so she found a shady area and sat down. She later lost consciousness and said she awoke to a witness yelling, “Help her! Get up off of her!” The victim said she didn’t remember getting assaulted, but she noticed her underwear had been removed.

A witness flagged down a nearby police car, and the officer arrested Jackson, who was walking down the street with his pants unzipped, according to court records. When the officer asked Jackson about his pants, Jackson allegedly said he touched “a lady’s leg,” and “I thought that lady was dead.”

The witness told police she saw Jackson having sexual intercourse with the victim, who was in the fetal position, after another witness brought the assault to her attention, according to court records.

When police tried to interview Jackson, he allegedly blurted, “Did that lady say I did something to her?” He later said, “I have the right to remain silent,” according to court records.
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:18 AM   #2
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:23 AM   #3
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:25 AM   #4
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:34 AM   #5
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:38 AM   #6
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"Hey baby, you want a drink?"

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"There you go. Let's make love."
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Old 07-01-2011, 08:38 AM   #7
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Old 07-01-2011, 08:55 AM   #8
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:10 AM   #9
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Hot chick walks into a bar, orders a Bud Light. Drinks it and immediately passes out. The bartender looks at her, knows it's near closing time and decides to take mercy on her and takes her home.
The urge over came him, he took off her pants while in his car and bangs the hell out of her. Then drops her off at her house.

The next day she walks in again, orders another Bud Light, same thing...

Passes out, bartender bangs the shit outta her, drops her off.

This happens a few more times. Then one day she walks in and orders a Coors Lite.

Bartender asks, "I thought you drank Bud Light?"
She answered, "I used to, but it makes my pussy hurt."
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Old 07-01-2011, 10:09 AM   #10
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Hot chick walks into a bar, orders a Bud Light. Drinks it and immediately passes out. The bartender looks at her, knows it's near closing time and decides to take mercy on her and takes her home.
The urge over came him, he took off her pants while in his car and bangs the hell out of her. Then drops her off at her house.

The next day she walks in again, orders another Bud Light, same thing...

Passes out, bartender bangs the shit outta her, drops her off.

This happens a few more times. Then one day she walks in and orders a Coors Lite.

Bartender asks, "I thought you drank Bud Light?"
She answered, "I used to, but it makes my pussy hurt."
That's sick. +1.
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Old 07-01-2011, 11:31 AM   #11
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Old 07-01-2011, 11:44 AM   #12
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In his defense, at least he didn't poop on her face, right?
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Old 07-01-2011, 01:53 PM   #13
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In his defense, at least he didn't poop on her face, right?
The by-standers might have drawn the line at that.

Naw. She's just lucky, I guess.
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Old 07-01-2011, 02:12 PM   #14
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Ah, yes. When necrophilia is your attempt at a defense, you've definitely reached new depths. Kudos to you, good sir.
His defense lawyer probably told him necrophilia is less frowned upon to a jury than felony rape, and that not only will saying this lessen the sentence, but he can plea insanity both in court before the verdict and once in jail to help him get out early on good behavior.

I meant that as a joke but as I reread it I realize that's what a good defense lawyer would probably advice .
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