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Old 07-01-2011, 08:08 PM  
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These board shorts: Cool or not?

These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are ****ing glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.



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Old 07-01-2011, 11:00 PM   #46
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Old 07-01-2011, 11:05 PM   #47
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Old 07-01-2011, 11:16 PM   #48
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I wouldn't pay much money for those shorts, but that's pretty freaking funny. Not nearly as disturbing as Conan in these jeggings.

conan in his pretty jeggings =)
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Old 07-02-2011, 02:40 AM   #49
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:09 AM   #50
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:25 AM   #51
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These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are ****ing glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.



http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/insight-...ts-men/3166080
Those look like something that a

A) redneck

B) teenage girl

would wear
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Old 07-02-2011, 09:23 AM   #52
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Bahaha After reading the replies to this thread, Saul put the jorts on, sobbed in the shower, and shouted THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, DOZENS!!!!!
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:44 AM   #53
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I bet those would look good with that t-shirt that's airbrushed to make you look like a naked woman.
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:45 AM   #54
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These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.
So the point is to look like the guy from Reno 911 without actually having the cutoffs?...
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:46 AM   #55
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:52 AM   #56
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If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.
When my old work jeans get holes in the knees*, I cut them to make shorts usually just above the knee so that half to three-quarters thigh is covered. Anything higher than half-thigh and people will start to wonder if you're gay.

*Yeah, I know, BJ jokes. But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:54 AM   #57
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*But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.
They all do...
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:56 AM   #58
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They all do...
No, that's actresses, they have to kneel a lot to get the parts in a film. That's different.
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:08 AM   #59
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There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:27 PM   #60
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There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.
I've worked so hard on these quads. I'm damn sure going to flaunt them. Just the lower part of your thighs, not the whole thing.
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