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Old 07-02-2011, 07:49 AM  
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 5: braincase vs. bevischief

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Flail (spiked metal ball on a chain attached to a handle)

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Prep time: 91 seconds


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3 molotov cocktails

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Special factor: Your hands are handcuffed in front of you.

Prep time: 5 seconds




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Classic desert terrain

Starting distance: 9 feet
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Old 07-02-2011, 07:51 AM   #2
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Old 07-02-2011, 07:52 AM   #3
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Cocktails: pre-lit or not?

Good point. Let's assume the first one can be pre-lit, and others will require lighting.
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Old 07-02-2011, 07:53 AM   #4
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Shouldn't this be Match 5?
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Old 07-02-2011, 07:55 AM   #5
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Uhhh...I hate to go Cap'n Obvious but there's no way bevis can throw a Molotov Cocktail when he's handcuffed. He's dead meat.
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Old 07-02-2011, 07:57 AM   #6
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Shouldn't this be Match 5?

Dang. Can a mod change it to Match 5, please?
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Old 07-02-2011, 07:57 AM   #7
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:00 AM   #8
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Uhhh...I hate to go Cap'n Obvious but there's no way bevis can throw a Molotov Cocktail when he's handcuffed. He's dead meat.

That would seem to be a problem, wouldn't it? Tough break on the special factors.

If he had more prep time, he could possibly think about doing a two-hand overhead throw, but with only 5 seconds of situational assessment I'm not sure he'll have time.

Still can't be a fun 9-foot run for braincase, though, hoping he doesn't get engulfed in a gasoline fire.
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:06 AM   #9
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Still can't be a fun 9-foot run for braincase, though, hoping he doesn't get engulfed in a gasoline fire.
I would keep my distance and let bevis throw wildly, then move in for the kill while he vainly tries to light the next cocktail.
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:13 AM   #10
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I would keep my distance and let bevis throw wildly, then move in for the kill while he vainly tries to light the next cocktail.

Good point. Molotov cocktails have a short shelf life once you light them.

Even so, I'm not sure I'd run backwards. With almost no time to prepare, I think braincase's best option is to immediately charge before bevischief figures out the best throwing motion.
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:20 AM   #11
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That has got to be one of the worst special factors available. bevischief is a dead man
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:22 AM   #12
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This outcome is pretty clear, lets see matches 6 through 8!
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:39 AM   #13
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:47 AM   #14
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:14 AM   #15
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