Broken Planes & Families, and the number 159

[Frankie]

Passenger jet breakes in two! How safe are those planes we ride everyday?

http://news.yahoo.com/cheers-screams...185128270.html

GEORGETOWN, Guyana (AP) — Officials say a U.S. team is expected soon in the South American nation of Guyana to probe the crash of a Boeing 737 jetliner that all 163 people aboard survived.

Authorities so far have given little idea about the cause of Saturday's crash. The Caribbean Airlines plane ran off the end of a runway at Guyana's main airport and broke in two. About 30 people had to be treated at a local hospital, including the pilot.

The airline is largely owned by the government of Trinidad and Tobago and its prime minister has visited the crash site. Kamla Persad-Bissessar says she is worried that the accident will hurt tourism to the Caribbean, a region that depends heavily on the industry.

[Iowanian]

You don't have a huge brain, you're suffering from hydrocephalus, you silly waterhead.


If you had a brain, you'd take it out and play with it.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I look forward to the detail, intellectually filled oration about how Frankie tricked the tigers back out of his purple shoes with crimson soles and linings and the green blazer and blue trousers his father, Kappali purchased for him at the market and how he tricks the tigers into fighting in a circle around a tree spinning so fast that they melt into butter. The best part is when he takes the melted tigers to his mother, Ramita who makes pancakes and he eats 127 pancakes.

I get it now. You believe in the quantity over quality. I guess if you try enough of them one can accidentally be halfway funny. We are still waiting though.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Thanks man. But no "OUT" is needed.

Also thank you for admitting that you are wrong. I'm not saying that your theory about this incident is wrong. I'm saying to hold steadfastly to ONLY your theory being right is wrong.

Holy shit. You've got serious issues.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I actually met Frankie irl about 10 years ago.

We had a gathering in DM for members and he showed up and strutted up and intimidated the shit out of me. And then I thought "get the F out of here, Danny Devito"

Come on dude. I remember you too. I'm not a very tall man, but you are shorter than I am.

[Bowser]

Frankie, did you take debate in high school and lose the championship on some bogus argument by your opponent?

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by KCHawg

Not a mult dumbass, ......

Sure man, sure.

[loochy]

So did the flying monkeys ever come out of your anus? If so, how did it really work?

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by Frankie

4- ALL theories expressed here about why this particular accident happened hold water. To totally dismiss one is mega stupid, especially if one does it calling the other person dumb. You see what I mean? The very reaction speaks of one's lack of logic or purposeful and personally motivated condescension.

I agree with you here. When a plane is damaged after careening off a runway and crashing, we must not dismiss any theory.

The plane could have been damaged after metal fatigue suddenly struck and ripped the plane in half. It could have caught some sort of airplane leprosy which caused parts to rot off. It could have been damaged because it went crashing into a field moments earlier.

I don't know, I'm not an engineer. You keep fighting the good fight, Frankie.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Airplane Leprosy.

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by Donger

I'm going to be gallant and gracious, and offer Frankie another out in this thread:

Yes, it IS possible that fatigue could lead to a massive failure of the fuselage of a commercial aircraft, although this has never happened in over 80 years of commercial aircraft operations. Therefore, it is highly unlikely in the extreme that such a failure will happen in flight. Therefore, no Frankie, you don't need to worry about it happening. No more so than you do about monkeys flying out of your anus (which is also possible).

I think you need to look up the de Havilland Comet. They had catastrophic fatigue failures in flight that killed everyone on board and eventually grounded the fleet. The two most famous crashes were operated by British Overseas Airways Corporation. The planes flew in the '50s. It changed aircraft design forever.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Come on dude. I remember you too. I'm not a very tall man, but you are shorter than I am.

It doesn't take a walkthrough of a TSA airport screener to see the labia holding your guts in. Yes, I'm saying I think you're a walking talking, weathered Granny Cooter.




The truth of the matter is, no one is debating your points because they are so utterly pointless that out of 100,000 members, no single poster actually believes that your point is worthy of a serious response. Well, ari will be along shortly to blame the illuminati for damaging that plane with cheap, chinese duct tape to cause this catastrophic calamity.

The 2nd truth is, you're so smart, you couldn't confuse III with a conversation on human reproduction.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Pants

Frankie, if you stop acting like you're smarter than everyone else .....

Why stop. I know I'm smarter than you and it really eats at your every cell.

I'm not smarter than every CP poster nor as smart as some. But I certainly outsmart the regular cavemen who routinely engage in circle jerks like in this very thread. You know how I know that? It's because like I said, NOT ONE OF you can debate without relying on other cavemen to come in and form a group. It's always a group vs Frankie. Clearly you guys need to ad up your IQs to try to match mine.

Now suck on THAT for a while and burn inside with anger of being told the truth. It's so cool to KNOW that you guys do.

[BigCatDaddy]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

I agree with you here. When a plane is damaged after careening off a runway and crashing, we must not dismiss any theory.

The plane could have been damaged after metal fatigue suddenly struck and ripped the plane in half. It could have caught some sort of airplane leprosy which caused parts to rot off. It could have been damaged because it went crashing into a field moments earlier.

I don't know, I'm not an engineer. You keep fighting the good fight, Frankie.

Or could just be Gremlins

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Why stop. I know I'm smarter than you and it really eats at your every cell.

I'm not smarter than every CP poster nor as smart as some. But I certainly outsmart the regular cavemen who routinely engage in circle jerks like in this very thread. You know how I know that? It's because like I said, NOT ONE OF you can debate without relying on other cavemen to come in and form a group. It's always a group vs Frankie. Clearly you guys need to ad up your IQs to try to match mine.

Now suck on THAT for a while and burn inside with anger of being told the truth. It's so cool to KNOW that you guys do.

You really are way deep down in your own world and it has very little to do with reality, my man.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Clearly you guys need to ad up your IQs to try to match mine.

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