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Old 08-20-2011, 05:38 PM  
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and I must be my wife's best friend.

Some surgeons in KC were learning new knee replacement techniques, so all they needed from those blessed soul's that donated their bodies to research was the legs.

My wife is doing spine research, so they donated the torsos to her lab. Only problem was we had to move them from Lenexa to Lawrence. 3 bodies. In coolers.

Got 'em up to her lab, and had a little help moving them into her freezer.

It's weird when you go to lift the sealed plastic bags that the contents were completely thawed out, maybe never frozen to begin with.

Oh, and the heads were in a bag waiting for Joe Peschi for pickup.
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Old 08-20-2011, 05:59 PM   #2
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Old 08-20-2011, 06:11 PM   #3
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Old 08-20-2011, 06:19 PM   #4
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:16 PM   #5
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Maybe they were dethawed because someone had a little midnight necrophilia urge the night before they shipped out?
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:33 PM   #6
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No way is undoing the plastic. This was about the freakiest damn thing I've done in this life. No pics = I don't have to cauterize my retinas.
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:41 PM   #7
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Maybe they were dethawed because someone had a little midnight necrophilia urge the night before they shipped out?
Dethawed is frozen, yes?
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:45 PM   #8
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