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Old 08-25-2011, 01:03 PM  
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Old 08-26-2011, 11:42 AM   #151
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Old 08-26-2011, 11:43 AM   #152
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pick up the phone and hold one of the buttons. After awhile they'll get the hint. Do it over and over again. They'll make a note on your account.
I've always wanted to try unleashing a barrage of hilarious sexual comments to one of those female telemarketers just to hear their reaction.

One of these days I'll do it.

Maybe Answer the phone and act like i think i'm talking to my hot mistress.

"Oh, ****, I've been waiting for your call. **** I'm SOOOOO hot right now. I'm stroking myself so fast thinking about that time I PIIYB. OHHHHH"
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:51 PM   #153
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:56 PM   #154
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I've always wanted to try unleashing a barrage of hilarious sexual comments to one of those female telemarketers just to hear their reaction.

One of these days I'll do it.

Maybe Answer the phone and act like i think i'm talking to my hot mistress.

"Oh, ****, I've been waiting for your call. **** I'm SOOOOO hot right now. I'm stroking myself so fast thinking about that time I PIIYB. OHHHHH"
Its fun to light heartedly flirt with them, because most of them have no hange up policies, so you can keep them on the phone a long time. This pisses them off because if they are on the phone a long time and do not make a sell they get hell from their bosses. So as long as you do not get out of hand, they have to stay on the phone. Some of them act like they enjoy it after awhile.
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:57 PM   #155
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:57 PM   #156
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No...some ****ing employee who you've never heard of in IT did NOT create a Google doc for you to fill in your ****ing login info. It's a goddamned PHISHING attempt, just like the previous 672 that slipped through the Barracuda, which I forwarded to EVERYONE informing them that IT WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO FILL OUT A ****ING FORM WITH THAT INFO.
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Old 08-26-2011, 02:55 PM   #157
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Jesus Christ in a chicken basket.

No...some ****ing employee who you've never heard of in IT did NOT create a Google doc for you to fill in your ****ing login info. It's a goddamned PHISHING attempt, just like the previous 672 that slipped through the Barracuda, which I forwarded to EVERYONE informing them that IT WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO FILL OUT A ****ING FORM WITH THAT INFO.
I said I was sorry. Sheesh!
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:00 PM   #158
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Jesus Christ in a chicken basket.

No...some ****ing employee who you've never heard of in IT did NOT create a Google doc for you to fill in your ****ing login info. It's a goddamned PHISHING attempt, just like the previous 672 that slipped through the Barracuda, which I forwarded to EVERYONE informing them that IT WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO FILL OUT A ****ING FORM WITH THAT INFO.
By the way, I cleared my cookies and restarted the computer, but it's still doing that thing I was telling you about.
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:02 PM   #159
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Look IT guy.....if I call into the help desk and throughly explain the problem that I'm having....please don't immediately ask me to restart my computer and check to make sure my network cable is still plugged in. I'm not dumb....I've already tried those.

And I know that you have to deal with retards throughout the day that have no clue what they're doing when it comes to computers.....but I'm not one of them.
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:02 PM   #160
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Bob Dole apologizes for not prioritizing the departmental work requests and projects in a manner that placed your desire to rearrange your office--with no respect to the locations of the network jack--at or near the top of the list.

Rest assured that it will be at least another 6 weeks before we bother to even think about your idiotic request. In the meantime, you might consider spending $12 of your departmental budget to purchase 2, 20' CAT5 cables instead of repeatedly insisting that Bob Dole's staff custom make them for you.
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:04 PM   #161
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:07 PM   #162
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:31 PM   #163
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Customer service or help desk people who speak English as a third or fourth language, and not very well.
Customer service where it takes you 10 minutes to go through the automated prompts and 15 key presses later, in order to talk to someone who speaks English as a third or fourth language, and not very well.
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:49 PM   #164
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Customer service where it takes you 10 minutes to go through the automated prompts and 15 key presses later, in order to talk to someone who speaks English as a third or fourth language, and not very well.
And then they put you on hold because they can't answer your ****ing question....and then you get disconnected.

I'm looking at YOU Cox Communications....
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:59 PM   #165
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And then they put you on hold because they can't answer your ****ing question....and then you get disconnected.

I'm looking at YOU Cox Communications....
Yeah, I've had this issue with my bank. "Hold on while I find someone who can answer your question, click" WTF? My next call back is not that cordial.

US Bank... I'm looking at you!!!
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