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Old 08-25-2011, 10:17 PM  
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Marines: Can't fart no more!

For Marines in Afghanistan: be careful where you fart



Marine Corps Times is a family newspaper and we only rarely have offensive language in our stories.
But this week the word “fart” appears in a story I wrote about the importance of trust between Marines and the Afghan national army soldiers they work with.
I didn’t want to write this little blog entry about farts. It’s not even on my beat. But my colleague Dan Lamothe, whose byline you have seen here quite often, shamed me into it.
“You owe it to all Marines,” he told me.
So here’s the news: audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
I know there are many things in the Afghan culture that don’t seem normal to Americans and it’s hard to spend seven months working in someone else’s back yard. Still, the Marines I saw downrange are doing a pretty good job at trying to do the right thing around the Afghans.
They’re not supposed to cuss because it could be misunderstood (that one goes out the window a lot). And they stay away from talking about politics, religion or girls because those topics could escalate into major disagreements (they can’t communicate anyway because of the language barrier).
But farting? That’s practically a sport. Ok, it’s not soccer, but a good contest could open the door for cross-cultural exchanges, jokes and other gallows humor.
So, for all Marines getting ready to go downwind, I mean downrange, be forewarned — you may have to hold it in… at least until you get back to your hooch where you can loudly crop dust your friends.


Afghans offended by fart sounds? I think I'll send a box of whoopie cushions over there for kicks! Hey Afghani's! We're there helping you, you arrogant pricks!
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:23 PM   #2
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I'm amazed to learn that audible farting isn't an essential phonetic element of Dari.
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Old 08-25-2011, 11:50 PM   #3
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So you can **** a goat but you can't fart? This makes no sense.
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A guy who baths once a year and wipes his ass with his hand is offended by farting.

Well allrighty then.
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Old 08-25-2011, 11:57 PM   #5
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NSFW

Guy In Afghanistan ****ing A Goat


The Audio Was Dubbed Over With A Song


So, I Don't Know If He Farted


Here It Is, Once Again, NSFW


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