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Old 08-29-2011, 07:53 AM  
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Long Lost Uncle Omar Obama located. Mystery solved.

Maybe the old boy can move into the new motorhome till he finds some new digs....




(The Australian) — BARACK Obama’s long-lost “Uncle Omar” has been arrested for alleged drink-driving outside Boston and detained as an illegal immigrant, The Times can reveal.

The arrest ends a mystery over the fate of a relative that the US President wrote in his memoir had moved to America from Kenya in the 1960s, although the circumstances of his discovery may now prove to be an embarrassment for the White House.

Official records say Onyango Obama, 67, was picked up outside the Chicken Bone Saloon in Framingham, Massachusetts, at 7.10pm on August 24. Police say he nearly crashed his Mitsubishi 4×4 into a patrol car, and then insisted that the officer should have given way to him. A report filed with the Framingham District Court said that a breathalyser at the police station registered his blood alcohol at 0.14mg/100ml of blood, above the state limit of 0.08mg.

According to a local newspaper, Mr Obama was charged with driving under the influence and driving to endanger, as well as failing to use a turn signal. He was detained as an illegal immigrant because the US Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement has an outstanding warrant for him because he was previously ordered to be deported to Kenya.

The Times has established from his birthdate that Mr Obama is the Uncle Omar mentioned in President Obama’s best-selling memoir Dreams from My Father. In the 1995 book, President Obama writes of “the uncle who had left for America 25 years ago and had never come back”.

In 2008, The Times mounted a search for Uncle Omar. Instead of finding him, we discovered his sister, President Obama’s Auntie Zeituni, who was living as an illegal immigrant on a Boston housing estate. Uncle Omar and Auntie Zeituni are the children of President Obama’s grandfather Hussein Onyango Obama, by his third wife Sarah, the woman President Obama calls “Granny”, because she raised his father, Barack Sr, who was Hussein Obama’s son by Hussein’s second wife, Akumu.

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Old 08-29-2011, 08:01 AM   #2
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Maybe this is why he is helping illegal immigrants. Trying to keep his peeps in the country~
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Old 08-29-2011, 08:07 AM   #3
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Maybe this is why he is helping illegal immigrants. Trying to keep his peeps in the country~
No need for a system-wide reform, then. His aunt was allowed to stay.
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Old 08-29-2011, 08:21 AM   #4
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No need for a system-wide reform, then. His aunt was allowed to stay.
The post was not intended to be serious. I have many criticisms of Barry, his relatives are not among them~
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Old 08-29-2011, 08:37 AM   #5
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This is much ado about nothing. But it does take the focus off real things that matter.
Well stated, by you.
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Old 08-29-2011, 08:43 AM   #6
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The post was not intended to be serious. I have many criticisms of Barry, his relatives are not among them~
Everything is relative.
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