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Old 09-20-2011, 05:05 PM  
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Request for the mods

Can you please do autocorrects on the following?

When someone types "Chiefs", substitute "2010 AFC West Champion Chiefs"

When someone types "Cassel", substitute "2010 Pro Bowl Quarterback Matt Cassel"

When someone types "Thomas Jones", substitute "Thomas Jones, who started ahead of 2010 Pro Bowler Jamaal Charles"

When someone types "Sabby Piscitelli", substitute "Temporary Replacement for 2010 Pro Bowler as a Rookie Eric Berry"


I think these things would help morale greatly. Thanks in advance.
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:06 PM   #2
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I agree Rain Man. However I would change the Thomas Jones line. I would prefer we called him, "The Illusive Thomas Jones"
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:06 PM   #3
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I think Cassel should be replaced with "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:08 PM   #4
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I second this. One more request: When someone types "Andrew Luck", substitute "Future Chiefs Hall of Fame Quarterback Andrew Luck", or substitute "Most Interesting Man in the World Andrew Luck".
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:11 PM   #5
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:15 PM   #6
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Actually for Thomas Jones can you auto-correct to "Dirty Old Man who messed up my moneymaker"?/Baldwinning
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:18 PM   #7
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:18 PM   #8
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Actually for Thomas Jones can you auto-correct to "Dirty Old Man who messed up my moneymaker"?/Baldwinning
What if Jones comes in for Charles and does well enough to win us a few games. Then he would have destroyed 2 Chiefs first round picks.
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:20 PM   #9
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:20 PM   #10
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Actually Sabby's autocorrect should either be Saggy Pistachio or Guido ****face.
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:21 PM   #11
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Matt Cassel auto-correct to "Mr. **** Pants"

Thomas Jones to "Thumb-Breaka"

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Old 09-20-2011, 05:23 PM   #12
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:26 PM   #13
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Matt Cassel auto-correct to "Mr. **** Pants"

Thomas Jones to "Thumb-Breaka"

Scott McGraw to "Whiff 47"
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:26 PM   #14
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:30 PM   #15
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I think Cassel should be replaced with "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
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Actually Sabby's autocorrect should either be Saggy Pistachio or Guido ****face.
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Matt Cassel auto-correct to "Mr. **** Pants"

Thomas Jones to "Thumb-Breaka"

Scott McGraw to "Whiff 47"
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Cassel = Matt Cassel just ****ed us up dog
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This is going to ruin The Shituation.
Yeah....So I think you guys are missing the point of the thread.


BTW Mods....you guys should do it just to **** with people. It would be hilarious to see some one go off on a little pissy-face rant and have those auto corrects fill in. That'd be ****ing hilarious.
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