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Old 09-21-2011, 07:28 AM  
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SMACK DOWN! What are the best ones you've delivered or seen?

Please share the best insults you've laid on a poor soul that send him crying to Momma!

Or blistering ones that you have admired as to their artistic genius.

I admit I'm not good at it. I was responding this AM to a whining CPer and realized that I need inspiration.

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Old 09-21-2011, 07:30 AM   #2
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Old 09-21-2011, 07:36 AM   #3
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i remember when someone called someone's mom an "ore". that appeared to piss someone off pretty bad.
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Old 09-21-2011, 07:48 AM   #4
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Old 09-21-2011, 07:53 AM   #5
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There is no way that I would share my insults in a medium frequented by the giant known as Iowanian.
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Old 09-21-2011, 07:54 AM   #6
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:26 AM   #7
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:28 AM   #8
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I once disarmed a kid who tried to hit me with a 2x4 and beat him mercilessly for several minutes until he cried.

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Old 09-21-2011, 10:28 AM   #9
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Laid the smackdown on mike cock last night. Pummelled him without mercy..then tried to tug his head off.
I'm assuming you mean a man named Mike Cock and not your penis. And by pummeled him you mean had sex with him.

In which case i believe you.
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:29 AM   #10
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I once disarmed a kid who tried to hit me with a 2x4 and beat him mercilessly for several minutes until he cried.

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It took him several minutes to cry as you were beating him with a 2x4???

Either you swing like a bitch or he was tough as hell.
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:45 AM   #11
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Please share the best insults you've laid on a poor soul that send him crying to Momma!

Or blistering ones that you have admired as to their artistic genius.

I admit I'm not good at it. I was responding this AM to a whining CPer and realized that I need inspiration.

Show them off!
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:47 AM   #12
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It took him several minutes to cry as you were beating him with a 2x4???

Either you swing like a bitch or he was tough as hell.
He was kinda stout, you know? Fireplug-like in stature.

You can whack a guy like that with a 2x4 for quite awhile before landing a true, telling blow, Mr. Sofa King.

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Old 09-21-2011, 10:51 AM   #13
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He was kinda stout, you know? Fireplug-like in stature.

You can whack a guy like that with a 2x4 for quite awhile before landing a true, telling blow, Mr. Sofa King.

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Old 09-21-2011, 10:53 AM   #14
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He was kinda stout, you know? Fireplug-like in stature.

You can whack a guy like that with a 2x4 for quite awhile before landing a true, telling blow, Mr. Sofa King.

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Well then perhaps it's only a Cassel-like accuracy problem with you then, Mr. Fax.
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:59 AM   #15
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