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Old 12-03-2012, 02:54 PM  
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I Think We Found a Sport for Chi-Town....

The Chinese Wank-a-Thon!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2232063.html

It's tempting to say everyone in this contest is a loser -- no matter who finishes first.

However, the organizers of China's first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest say they're just celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom, according to Shanghaiist.

The website dubbed the Dec. 1 contest a "Wankathon," though it should not be confused with San Francisco's annual Masturbate-a-thon.

Sex toy manufacturer Aihuirun.com sponsored the event, but there was no full-frontal nudity.

The ten male participants wore masks and hid their genitals with orange buckets that would later reveal the fruits of their labor. To keep enthusiasm up for the contestants, scantily clad models danced around with sex toys and blow-up dolls, Shanghaiist reports.

The current World Record holder of the "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for an impressive 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:55 PM   #2
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The current World Record holder of the "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is pornstar Sonny Nash, who pleasured himself for an impressive 10 hours and 10 minutes in May, 2012.
That's it?

Pffffff.....I could SHATTER that record.
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:00 PM   #3
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:06 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:25 PM   #5
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:26 PM   #6
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This photo would make a GREAT album cover:

"trick or treat!"
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Old 12-03-2012, 03:29 PM   #7
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:05 PM   #8
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:11 PM   #9
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Who the **** would sit there and watch some dude spanking his monkey for over 10 hours?
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:15 PM   #10
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Who the **** would sit there and watch some dude spanking his monkey for over 10 hours?
Obviously the Chinese.
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:15 PM   #11
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This brings a whole new meaning to "me go pee pee in your coke."
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:48 PM   #12
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hey #18 and 04#!!! switch hands for cryin out loud. we're all not dyslexic.
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:58 PM   #13
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I wonder why #16 & #18 have smaller bowls
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:04 PM   #14
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:09 PM   #15
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The more I think about it, this really is the answer to equality in sports. If every college had a women's masturbation team, men's football would immediately drop to second in terms of moneymaking and visibility. The women's masturbation team would fund women's volleyball, women's softball, women's track and field, and about fifty other women's sports. They would even subsidize the men's sports.
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