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Old 03-31-2009, 10:16 PM  
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**OFFICIAL End of the Internet thread**

Okay gang, as many of you know, the Conficker virus is set to activate at midnight tonight and will wreak havoc on your computers. Our eastern time zone members will be gone in less than an hour.

Please use this thread to say your final goodbyes.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:18 PM   #2
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I know it's true because I got it in an email.

Tonight at Midnight. Conficker will activate.


This is an extreme virus with no cure, and no way to easily take off a computer. Do not download files. Do not use flashdrives. Do not use any means of transferring data. In fact. go into your room in your house right now, and unplug your internet access, and scan your computer with Whatever you have.


Why? Why should I care?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conficker


This is real. not a hoax. Not a scare. It has already infected the British.


It:
Will not allow itself to be deleted
Will boot up in safe mode.
Will clog your Ram and Hard Drive
Infect your network and all windows devices on the network. (a.k.a. No internet for you)
Will AUTOMATICALLY be downloaded to ANY device connected to your computer. Thus infecting ANYTHING you plug it into.
Will disable ALL Anti-Virus, anti-malware, .etc and render them unable to scan ANYTHING on your computer.
Will disable ALL windows protection software.
Will allow ANYTHING, hackers, viruses, identity stealers. into your network.


"My computer is running fine though!"


Thats because it activates at midnight tonight


This is a nuclear war on the internet. Even the Microsoft ENGINEERS and Virus Software Anylists cannot kill the damn thing in its active phase.


Its dormant. It will activate at midnight. Cut off your internet for ONE day. Maybe even thursday. Scan All of your windows stuff now. it's circulating so at Midnight it will strike. and strike HARD.


"But I have a firewall !"


That would work IF we knew where it comes from on the port ranges! Why would I be telling you this if i wasn't worried. I personally am pulling my internet tonight, for good measure.


Forward this to anyone you care about. people need to know this stuff.


Before it's too late.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:21 PM   #3
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I'm outta here before midnight. Won't get back on a computer until I get to work in the morning. Won't be back on my laptop until after work. I've done everything I can. Whatever happens happens.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:21 PM   #4
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:21 PM   #5
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:22 PM   #6
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Much ado about nothing. I'd be surprised if this had anyone near the impact that the media is predicting...
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:23 PM   #7
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How do you find out if you have it or not?
Oh, you have it, there's nothing you can do now but bid farewells.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:24 PM   #8
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besides my computer at home iss already messed up from some shit
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:26 PM   #9
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Much ado about nothing. I'd be surprised if this had anyone near the impact that the media is predicting...
Dude, it's already affected the British! It's time to panic!
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:27 PM   #10
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:29 PM   #12
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