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Old 01-09-2012, 11:28 AM  
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My six year old daughter dropped the F-bomb for the first time last night

She is the sweetest kid you've ever met. She is well behaved and is considered pretty quiet; by all accounts, she is pretty much the perfect kid. Last night she jumped into our room, struck her best martial arts pose and with all the conviction she could muster proclaimed, "I'm a f'ing ninja!"
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:29 AM   #2
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Did you and your wife laugh? Or did you try to hold it in and explain to her not to use that word?

I know that I would probably die from laughter if I witnessed this
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:29 AM   #3
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:30 AM   #4
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Sounds like a lack of parenting.











Or maybe she's actually a ****ing ninja....?
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:30 AM   #5
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Did you and your wife laugh? Or did you try to hold it in and explain to her not to use that word?

I know that I would probably die from laughter if I witnessed this
We laughed so hard that my wife literally almost peed herself.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:31 AM   #6
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Nice! Once when we were outside playin ball, my 6 year old son took one to the junk and said, "ow dad, right in the nuts"
A few minutes later, my 4 year old daughter got hit in the groin and said, "ow dad, I got hit in the nuts too"
My son and I just looked at each other.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:32 AM   #7
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It would be best to just let it be.

She is, after all, a F*@%#IN' NINJA!!
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:33 AM   #8
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Nice! Once when we were outside playin ball, my 6 year old son took one to the junk and said, "ow dad, right in the nuts"
A few minutes later, my 4 year old daughter got hit in the groin and said, "ow dad, I got hit in the nuts too"
My son and I just looked at each other.
Sounds to me like your kids lack hand/eye coordination











Just messin with ya. Pretty funny, made me laugh
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:36 AM   #9
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Bob Dole's first question is: Who's the real ****ing ninja she's been exposed to, leading her to repeat it?
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:37 AM   #10
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:40 AM   #11
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She's a ****ing ninja, dude.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:41 AM   #12
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:48 AM   #13
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My then 3 yr old son was riding with my mother-in-law and as they passed a McDonalds. He proceded to tell her, "Nana I want a hamburger and some ****ing French Fries." My mother-in-law told my wife and I that she could hardly keep the car on the road she was laughing so hard. Funny part of the story was he didn't hear it from me. Momma also has a potty mouth.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:49 AM   #14
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Nice! Once when we were outside playin ball, my 6 year old son took one to the junk and said, "ow dad, right in the nuts"
A few minutes later, my 4 year old daughter got hit in the groin and said, "ow dad, I got hit in the nuts too"
My son and I just looked at each other.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:51 AM   #15
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She is the sweetest kid you've ever met. She is well behaved and is considered pretty quiet; by all accounts, she is pretty much the perfect kid. Last night she jumped into our room, struck her best martial arts pose and with all the conviction she could muster proclaimed, "I'm a f'ing ninja!"
From the 'Hoodie Ninja' commericial?
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