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Old 03-21-2012, 09:20 PM  
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My daughter got a 2 seed

My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.

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Old 03-21-2012, 09:22 PM   #2
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2 seed is where you really want to be. At least your daughter isn't a slut.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:22 PM   #3
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:23 PM   #4
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She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:24 PM   #5
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It means she's one of the eight hottest girls in the school.

Guard her nether regions.

Also, pics?
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:24 PM   #6
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:24 PM   #7
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She'll probably pull a Missouri and lose to a 15.
That probably means she ain't puttin' out, which should make Dad happy.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:25 PM   #8
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:25 PM   #9
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1 seeds are all the sure things.

2 seed is where you really want to be. At least your daughter isn't a slut.
Excellent point thank you... and no, far from it.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:26 PM   #10
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Only thing this tells me is that she's not YOUR seed.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:26 PM   #11
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:28 PM   #12
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That must mean that - wait, she's 15.

This thread is worthle - wait, she's 15.

Do the matchups involve them - wait, she's 15.

I hate this thread.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:29 PM   #13
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Only thing this tells me is that she's not YOUR seed.
I'd be willing to accept that as a possibility if she didn't have my nose, my curly hair, my sense of humor, my taste in music and my laid-backness.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:30 PM   #14
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:30 PM   #15
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