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Old 03-24-2012, 07:36 PM  
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A diehard Mizzou fan and a friend of mine

So I just got off the phone with one of my best friends who finds himself in the hospital in KC after he had some complications arise from getting a kidney transplant.

Long story short he's getting ready to go into surgery the other day when he makes a comment about a male nurse wearing a KU pin."Just do me one favor and please make that guy take off that KU pin,if I happen to die I don't want that to be the last damn thing I see."

Apparently his doctor(also in the room) didn't say anything and he then finds himself alone in the room with another nurse who asks my friend,"do you know who your doctor is?" To which my friend replies,"yeah,he's Dr. Allen."

I'll let you put 2+2 together but as my friend finishes telling me the punchline he says,"leave it to me to stick my foot in my mouth,they're probably slowly poisoning me now."
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:39 PM   #2
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:54 PM   #3
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Did something similar yesterday on the plane from Dallas, wearing MU shorts, and the guy sitting next to me asks something to the equivalent of hoping for NC to win.
Me: *to lady close to my overhead bag* would you grab that black bag for me? thanks. *to guy* All I hope for now is KU to lose.
Lady: Really? Get your own bag!
Me: *facepalm*


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Old 03-24-2012, 08:05 PM   #4
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Old 03-24-2012, 08:07 PM   #5
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Old 03-24-2012, 08:09 PM   #6
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Old 03-24-2012, 08:19 PM   #7
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I've met Dr. Allen several times. I always refer to him as Dr. KU. My wife got a kick out of your story because she knows him too.
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Old 03-24-2012, 08:47 PM   #8
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Old 03-24-2012, 08:50 PM   #9
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there's no butthurt like missouri butthurt.
Works both ways my friend. My school doesn't have a rival, even though we are supposed to hate South Florida. I tend to hate the Gators far more.
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Old 03-24-2012, 10:34 PM   #10
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Old 03-24-2012, 10:40 PM   #11
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there's no butthurt like missouri butthurt.
Butthurt. Yeah, that's what I got out of Nzoner's post. Butthurt.
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Old 03-24-2012, 10:54 PM   #12
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Butthurt. Yeah, that's what I got out of Nzoner's post. Butthurt.
I'm definitely getting the scent of butthurt from your posts lately.
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Old 03-24-2012, 10:57 PM   #13
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I'm definitely getting the scent of butthurt from your posts lately.


Butthurt is following Mizzou fans around and posting stupid shit like this.
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Old 03-24-2012, 11:00 PM   #14
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Butthurt is following Mizzou fans around and posting stupid shit like this.

"following Mizzou fans around".
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Old 03-24-2012, 11:03 PM   #15
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I don't think I've ever responded to one of your posts unless you addressed me first.

So who's the butthurt one here?
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