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View Poll Results: Do you use powder?
Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 16 19.05%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 6 7.14%
Only if I have jock itch. 26 30.95%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 32 38.10%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 4 4.76%
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:13 PM  
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Ball Powder

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

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Old 04-07-2012, 11:40 PM   #16
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:41 PM   #17
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I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:43 PM   #18
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Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.
Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:43 PM   #19
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Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.
Yep, can't add much to this. For the record, I've been using this, though I might research that monkey butt powder.



Its also hilarious, how these companies try to advertise their product very vaguely, as "body powder", or alternatively for sheets before sleeping, and that it provides "freshness", but everyone knows its ball powder. Who the hell sprinkles this stuff in their bed?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:43 PM   #20
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:46 PM   #21
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Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
It's got nothing to do with urine really lol. It's for sweat. You don't ever get batwings when it's hot out? You use deodorant for your armpits right? Well this is basically the armpit of an obese giant, with an asshole and cock&balls an inch in either direction.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:46 PM   #22
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Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
Well, in general, if it didn't smell down there, a romantic female companion might be more willing to expose their nose to that area...
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:48 PM   #23
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Well, in general, if it didn't smell down there, a romantic female companion might be more willing to expose their nose to that area...
Plus if you use her makeup powder, she can powder her nose and suck you off at the same time. Win win.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:50 PM   #24
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Yep, can't add much to this. For the record, I've been using this, though I might research that monkey butt powder.



Its also hilarious, how these companies try to advertise their product very vaguely, as "body powder", or alternatively for sheets before sleeping, and that it provides "freshness", but everyone knows its ball powder. Who the hell sprinkles this stuff in their bed?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:52 PM   #25
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:52 PM   #26
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:54 PM   #27
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I'm a veteran ball powderer now. I use my brother's girlfriends makeup brush to apply it. Otherwise it can get messy.


WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 04-07-2012, 11:56 PM   #28
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My balls smell like her face and her face smells like...my balls.

Plus I get to feel kinda artsy as I do it.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:59 PM   #29
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This thread has given me a new outlook on life. I'm gonna start a company that makes ball powder. I'm gonna call it Chowder Powder. I don't feel like anyone's really cornered that market yet. I feel like with the right marketing techniques and a good brand of ball dust that will knock your undies off, I can take home the testicle hygiene treasure.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:00 AM   #30
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