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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 16 19.05%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 6 7.14%
Only if I have jock itch. 26 30.95%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 32 38.10%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 4 4.76%
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:13 PM  
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Ball Powder

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

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Old 04-08-2012, 07:11 AM   #46
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Holy shit. I came in here to laugh, and I'm leaving a ball powderer. Thanks Icarus. I like tic tacs. I'm sure my balls will too.
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:14 AM   #47
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:39 AM   #48
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:50 AM   #49
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:08 AM   #50
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:19 AM   #51
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Huh? I guess I never even knew they made "ball powder." That would have been nice to know when I was on a few of those 30 mile plus trail rides, when my twins bouncing off the side of a saddle, like I was in a chinese ping pong tournament.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:26 AM   #52
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:30 AM   #53
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:15 AM   #55
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I'm really surprised that more men don't powder. I've always thought that most men do.

Hell the first time I went all brazilian, I powdered up too because I wasn't used the skin on skin and it irritated me.

I saw that monkey butt powder at Ace Hardware one day, and it took all I had to refrain from buying it for my husband. I just liked how it was placed on the counter at the hardware store lol.

Dear men: Please do something about your ball stank. I don't want a mouthful of powder, but I can guarantee you I'd take that over your swamp ass smell/taste any day.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:17 AM   #56
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I'm really surprised that more men don't powder. I've always thought that most men do.

Hell the first time I went all brazilian, I powdered up too because I wasn't used the skin on skin and it irritated me.

I saw that monkey butt powder at Ace Hardware one day, and it took all I had to refrain from buying it for my husband. I just liked how it was placed on the counter at the hardware store lol.

Dear men: Please do something about your ball stank. I don't want a mouthful of powder, but I can guarantee you I'd take that over your swamp ass smell/taste any day.
Oh I almost forgot about that. If you're a shaver, powder is imperative. When it starts feeling like you have a cactus between your legs, powder that puppy up.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:39 AM   #57
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Huh? I guess I never even knew they made "ball powder." That would have been nice to know when I was on a few of those 30 mile plus trail rides, when my twins bouncing off the side of a saddle, like I was in a chinese ping pong tournament.
See what I mean? The market is far from cornered. That's a good quote for an ad right there. I mean, sure it's hilarious, but it's also true. I think all men are entitled to have a fresh pair of pills. The anti-monkey butt is just terrible marketing. It almost seems like something you'd get at a joke shop or something. Plus, who wants to carry Anti-Monkey Butt up to the register? You might as well advertise over the store mic "My crotch smells like cottage cheese that's been in a greenhouse for a year"
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:45 AM   #58
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Interesting thread. I have never powdered my balls but it might be time to start thinking about it.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:50 AM   #59
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Interesting thread. I have never powdered my balls but it might be time to start thinking about it.
I started about a year ago. I never used to get really bad batwings, and never used to smell like a buffalo that just ran the Boston marathon. But I guess the older (and fatter) I get, the more uncomfortable it gets down there. I used to just do it in the summer, but I figured, why not have this minty freshness ALL YEAR LONG? Now even in December I feel cool, refreshed, and ready to kick ass for the day.

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Old 04-08-2012, 10:55 AM   #60
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Sone of you guys should powder your asses as well.
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