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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 16 19.05%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 6 7.14%
Only if I have jock itch. 26 30.95%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 32 38.10%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 4 4.76%
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:13 PM  
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Ball Powder

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

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Old 04-08-2012, 07:52 PM   #76
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:52 PM   #77
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The yellow is like a nice spring breeze. The green bottle is like the blizzard of 1888 in your undies.
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:55 PM   #78
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:01 PM   #79
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That comedian had a good point that nobody has brought up yet. That green bottle Gold Bond shit will take out any bacteria or fungus. So it's like an anti-fungal Tic Tac for your nuts.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:05 PM   #80
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Also, to the 1 female that voted "I am female and highly amused by this", I'm highly amused that you find this amusing considering you all douche with a liquid that makes your twat smell like a cedar closet.
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:12 PM   #81
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I just took a shower and powdered up. For those that were dying to know.

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Old 04-08-2012, 09:13 PM   #82
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:54 PM   #83
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WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?

I've never even heard of this shit.
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:58 PM   #84
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WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?

I've never even heard of this shit.
Well I work for a living. Aside from that, I didn't start powdering until last summer. When it was 147 degrees every day. Since then, I've just decided that I enjoy having fresh, wintery testicles every day. Why not enjoy my short time on this planet with powdered coconuts? You know the old saying "There's no dick powder in heaven".
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:01 PM   #85
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:03 PM   #86
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I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:16 PM   #87
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I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.
Every dude has ball cheese from time to time. I mean, you'll deodorize your armpits. Why not deodorize the giant armpit between your legs, that has a butthole and scrotum lurking around each bend?
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:17 PM   #88
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:21 PM   #89
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:22 PM   #90
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