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View Poll Results: Do you use powder?
Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 16 19.05%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 6 7.14%
Only if I have jock itch. 26 30.95%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 32 38.10%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 4 4.76%
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:13 PM  
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Ball Powder

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

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Old 04-08-2012, 10:24 PM   #91
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One of the testimonials from that site went something like "I sit in a cubicle all day in a crappy pleather chair. By the end of the day, the smell of my balls basically punches my girlfriend in the nose. Powdering my balls has been a godsend." lmao
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:17 PM   #92
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:41 PM   #93
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:47 PM   #94
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:55 PM   #95
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According to Urban Dictionary...

"use blue to experience 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Bond+Your+Boys


I said this earlier in the thread. The blue stuff is for your feet, which clearly have a higher pain threshold than your crotch.

I'd rather pack my junk in a snowball than use the blue again.
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:35 AM   #96
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:14 AM   #97
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:39 AM   #98
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:52 AM   #99
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:56 AM   #100
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:47 AM   #101
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Old 04-09-2012, 10:53 AM   #102
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I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
This. It sounds like most of you need to open up your stance a little.
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:05 AM   #103
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:06 AM   #104
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:18 PM   #105
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This is just another de-manning of the man race although im sure some of you have been talcin up your sack for years now, any chick who's gettin down on my three piece mongoose is gonna woman up and enjoy that sweet salty savage sack taste, it shows commitment
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