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Old 01-22-2013, 10:57 PM  
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:02 PM   #2
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:03 PM   #3
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:04 PM   #4
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:08 PM   #7
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If Matt Cassle were soda, he would be New Coke. Can you imagine what would have happened if CocaCola had insisted on keeping New Coke around for 4 years? I'll bet they had more money buried in the marketing, branding, and development of that product than the Chiefs had in Matt.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:10 PM   #8
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