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Old 06-12-2012, 01:27 AM  
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burt is back!

Now some of you may know about my matrimony problems in the past. After 17 years of marriage, giving up my career, and moving half way across the country, for HER Health, she has decided that her sweetheart just before me is her soulmate. They have been having a bit of a tawdry facebook afair and she can't seem to live without him.
So I am beginning a new chapter. I am rebuilding my life from absolutely nothing. From the basement of my brother.
I am pennyless, homeless and indigent. All because I loved my wife.
Flame away!

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Old 06-12-2012, 01:29 AM   #2
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:30 AM   #3
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I have an ex-wife. **** women... and I don't mean literally. This is the first day of the rest of your life burt. Do what makes you happy.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:30 AM   #4
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:31 AM   #5
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How much of your stuff did she get?
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:34 AM   #6
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How much of your stuff did she get?
Not much. Just everything except my cloths and 98 Mazda w 211,000 miles.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:34 AM   #7
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That is the gayest username I've ever seen.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:35 AM   #8
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welcome back burt! go to vegas and spend your rent on lap dances. now is the time to make all those bad decisions you missed out on!
that would entail having rent money.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:36 AM   #9
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:38 AM   #10
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:39 AM   #11
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Seriously burt this is your time. Whatever pain and anguish you're going through just try to let it go. Do the things you've always wanted to do. Be who you want to be. Poor and living in a basement is irrelevant. I've been there too... literally. It's no longer about anyone but you so make it happen the way you want .
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:43 AM   #12
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Not much. Just everything except my cloths and 98 Mazda w 211,000 miles.
WTF man.

I hate our court system. Bitch decides to leave you for another man (that she was evidently cheating on YOU with), and she gets to take all your crap?

Bull ****ing shit.

System needs an enema.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:45 AM   #13
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I actually came back Memorial Weekend. Started my new job the first. Kind of wierd. One sec I am sad, next pissed, then exstatic, then thinking about keeping up my sales pace....then sad, next pissed, then....you get the picture.
Sad thing is she is already polluting my childrens minds against me.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:49 AM   #14
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WTF man.

I hate our court system. Bitch decides to leave you for another man (that she was evidently cheating on YOU with), and she gets to take all your crap?

Bull ****ing shit.

System needs an enema.
Clay, we have to wait for me to be a KS resident for 60 days before I can file. I left with needed items. left all else....for her and the kids. We have been financially struggling for several months, so I didn't leave much.

But she was kind enough to let me know that they consumated their blissfull romance this weekend.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:55 AM   #15
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Ah, well, not so bad I guess....but still shitty. Especially for your kids.

**** her.
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