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Old 07-21-2012, 03:57 AM  
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The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


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Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


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Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


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Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


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We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


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This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Old 09-20-2012, 07:16 AM   #436
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What a waste of opportunity these past 2-3 years. What might've been with even a solid (not stellar) quarterback? Think how many Chiefs players have moved on or are now past their prime while we waited on MC to 'bloom'.

Damn near criminal neglect.
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:19 AM   #437
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Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam at the 48 yard line should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

And this is the play he fumbled on?
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:30 AM   #438
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Coach's film really reveals Casshole's suck at new, unheard of levels. I have a big post planned.

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Old 09-21-2012, 07:29 AM   #440
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Old 09-22-2012, 04:41 PM   #441
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Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.









It's all good though, high five.

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Old 09-22-2012, 04:45 PM   #442
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:14 PM   #443
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Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.



To be fair on this one, it looks like he saw the coverage coming on and threw it away.
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To be fair on this one, it looks like he saw the coverage coming on and threw it away.
To be fair it was intentional grounding and he's a giant bag of fail.

He gave up on that shit like a lil bitch.
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:24 PM   #445
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:27 PM   #446
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Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.

This is a perfect example of Cassel's complete lack of vision. He throws it to his crutch(DMC) who has 2 defenders waiting on him, instead of throwing it to the guy 5 yards past DMC with 1 defender around him.
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:51 PM   #447
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Hey man, not trying to be a pain in the ass...but is there any chance you could move the op to post 4?
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No, the thread is only 6 pages long. Keep it at the top for the media and new visitors.
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Old 09-22-2012, 06:29 PM   #449
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Hey man, not trying to be a pain in the ass...but is there any chance you could move the op to post 4?


It's a small price to pay in order to expose the shithead that is Matt Casshole
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