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Old 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM  
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Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.

Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:14 PM   #2
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:14 PM   #3
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:15 PM   #4
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:17 PM   #5
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:17 PM   #6
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:17 PM   #7
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Yes, please.
Okay, we have our first reincarnation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 20
Appearance 44
Wealth 34
Nation India
Region Rohtas
Population 2,959,918

You will be a lower middle class, average looking woman in central India, who's not particularly bright.
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:19 PM   #8
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:19 PM   #9
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:20 PM   #10
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Oh, swami of the great beyond, whatever shall be my fate?
You're a big fish in a small pond. Very bright, good looking, make decent money, and male. Plus, I think there are beaches where you'll be born.

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Old 09-12-2016, 03:22 PM   #11
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:22 PM   #12
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Sure, but I doubt my next life will be as good as my current one!
Our third and final reincarnation of the day is ...

Gender Male
Intelligence 65
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Region Alberta
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A rather homely male, but reasonably bright and solidly in the upper middle class. Dress warm, but enjoy your hockey and beer.
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:22 PM   #13
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If I'm a woman, I just hope to have really great boobs.

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I should build that in.
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:23 PM   #14
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Old 09-12-2016, 03:24 PM   #15
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I should build that in.
Eh, should be pretty easy to extrapolate.

Let's face it, if your intelligence is low, your appearance is high and your wealth is above average....well it's either raw luck or a great rack that did it for ya.

And if your nation of origin is Brazil, then really it removes all doubt.
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