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Old 09-12-2012, 12:40 PM  
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Why are the Japanese so slender? There are three reasons, and none of them has to do with genetics. One is the traditional Japanese diet, which is heavy on fish, vegetables, and rice. The second is Japan's mass-transit-centered urban design, which encourages Japanese people to walk a lot more than Americans. But the third factor is paternalism. Japan's government takes an active role in combating any hint of an upward trend in fatness.

In 2008, Japan's diet passed a law designed to combat "metabolic syndrome," which is known to Americans as "pre-diabetes." The so-called "Metabo Law" requires overweight individuals, or individuals who show signs of weight-related illnesses, to go to dieting classes. If they fail to attend the classes, the companies that employ them and/or the local governments of the areas in which they live must pay fines to the federal government. In addition, companies with more than a certain percentage of overweight employees are fined directly.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:44 PM   #2
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:45 PM   #3
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:52 PM   #4
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I've been calling for this for years. Fat bastards are costing us all.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:56 PM   #5
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Just put fat people in ovens and get it over with.
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:06 PM   #6
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:19 PM   #7
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are you suggesting we serve the starving children to the fat people? Like with an apple in thier mouth?
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:25 PM   #8
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A reverse Modest Proposal? This can't happen soon enough.
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:29 PM   #9
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So would you fine fat people that are on food stamps?
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:36 PM   #10
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:44 PM   #11
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I'm cool with fining them, I think fatties should not be eligible for foodstamps as well. Instead of eligibility based on wages it should be based on weight.
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:50 PM   #12
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So would you fine fat people that are on food stamps?
No. They'll have to run a couple miles every week to catch the food stamp truck.
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:51 PM   #13
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So how many starting offensive and defensive linemen would get fined?

And who gets to set the standard? And who holds this power to fine?
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:56 PM   #14
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I'm cool with fining them, I think fatties should not be eligible for foodstamps as well. Instead of eligibility based on wages it should be based on weight.
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I can envision a formula based on weight and net calories expended during the day. If you're fat and you sit on the couch, you get zero calories. If you're thin and you're working a minimum wage job digging ditches, you get 3,000 calories.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:03 PM   #15
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I'd like to see food stamps awarded like a reality show, kind of the japanese spoof style challenges. winners get eats, losers continue to burn calories. win win

edit: also similar concept for welfare thru a dirty job program. clean the gum off the streets, rat exterminators, recyleable material recovery from landfills, get creative here folks!
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