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Old 08-22-2012, 03:38 PM  
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Dumb old woman ruins 100-year old painting



From left to right: original, before restoration attempt, after



I can paint that! Wait, no I can't!

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Would you think to match your home-grown painting skills against a classical artist? Probably not, but that's just what a well-intentioned woman in her 80s did recently in Spain.

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The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."
Some dumb old woman was tired of looking at an old, faded painting of Jesus on a church wall and thought she could fix it. She didn't.

Even more hilarious, the original artist's granddaughter had JUST recently made a donation to get that painting professionally restored.
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Old 08-22-2012, 04:13 PM   #16
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Old 08-22-2012, 04:13 PM   #17
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Old 08-22-2012, 04:16 PM   #18
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Old 08-22-2012, 04:17 PM   #19
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Old 08-22-2012, 04:20 PM   #20
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She was just doing it out of Louvre.
If someone did that to a painting in my church, I would totally go pastel.
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Old 08-22-2012, 04:23 PM   #21
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:26 PM   #22
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:27 PM   #23
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It looks like what Mr. Bean did to the painting of Whistler's Mother.

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Old 08-22-2012, 05:28 PM   #24
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:30 PM   #25
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:39 PM   #26
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She even painted over the good parts. Why did she paint over the good parts?
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Old 08-22-2012, 06:05 PM   #27
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Old 08-22-2012, 06:08 PM   #28
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Old 08-22-2012, 06:17 PM   #29
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May I interest you in a showing of my own artwork? The prices are reasonable.
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