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Old 08-22-2012, 02:38 PM  
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Dumb old woman ruins 100-year old painting



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Would you think to match your home-grown painting skills against a classical artist? Probably not, but that's just what a well-intentioned woman in her 80s did recently in Spain.

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The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."
Some dumb old woman was tired of looking at an old, faded painting of Jesus on a church wall and thought she could fix it. She didn't.

Even more hilarious, the original artist's granddaughter had JUST recently made a donation to get that painting professionally restored.
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:37 PM   #46
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:59 PM   #47
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Old 08-24-2012, 12:48 AM   #48
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Old 08-24-2012, 12:54 AM   #49
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Looks like a photoshop hoax to me.

Yay for the internet and people taking it so seriously. Would not be surprised in Snopes has, or will soon, bust this myth.

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Old 08-24-2012, 08:01 AM   #50
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:13 AM   #51
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Looks like a photoshop hoax to me.

Yay for the internet and people taking it so seriously. Would not be surprised in Snopes has, or will soon, bust this myth.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:05 AM   #52
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:08 AM   #53
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:11 AM   #54
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:14 AM   #55
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:33 AM   #56
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:56 AM   #57
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