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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 01-07-2013, 11:40 AM   #1711
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the non believers in this thread speak just like the pharisees did to Jesus, that worked out well for them.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:41 AM   #1712
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the non believers in this thread speak just like the pharisees did to Jesus, that worked out well for them.
How did it work out for them?
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:42 AM   #1713
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What a crock. If God really did make us all and the world we live in, then why doesn't he just do it right the first time? If that were really and absolutely the truth, then why free will? Why even bargain with Lucifer? It all just has the stench of bullshit, not to mention that God sounds like a sadistic megalomaniac in these scenarios.
I know you know that free will is the answer.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:43 AM   #1714
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the non believers in this thread speak just like the pharisees did to Jesus, that worked out well for them.
I wonder if the pharisees were what really sent Hitler over the edge?
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:46 AM   #1715
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I wonder if the pharisees were what really sent Hitler over the edge?
No because he acted much the same way as they did..His favorite prayer probably went like this...

Thank you Lord i'm not like those other sinners.

As if he/they were perfect and not needing GOD. Sounds a lot like Satans approach.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:46 AM   #1716
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I know you know that free will is the answer.
You didn't answer my question - Why give man free will in the first place?
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:47 AM   #1717
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Keep up buddy, as I said before there's as many questions about both.

It really comes down to two simple things and what you believe. We came from nothing, or we came from something

And the man everyone decided to follow (Darwin) didn't even seem, to be so convinced in his OWN writings.
That's because Darwin was a scientist, as well as being a religious man. He wasn't convinced of his own writings, because that's the way scientists are. They never ever get to the point where they say "Ok, we know all there is to know about this topic. Case closed, put it in a book, and that will be our interpretation for the next 2000 years." Darwin's scientific curiosity overcame his religious dogma. Darwin started his life trying to fit his religious views into the observations he made that couldn't be explained by religion. He eventually got to the point where he questioned his religion, because it couldn't explain his direct observations. Which the church of course punished him for.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:48 AM   #1718
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You didn't answer my question - Why give man free will in the first place?
If GOD had wanted robots he would have made us such, he obviously didn't.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:49 AM   #1719
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You didn't answer my question - Why give man free will in the first place?
Oh, you want to be a Robot?
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:53 AM   #1720
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Oh, you want to be a Robot?
I would say it's rather apparent he does since he only rewartds those that are as he wishes them to be, correct?
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:54 AM   #1721
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I would say it's rather apparent he does since he only rewartds those that are as he wishes them to be, correct?
so how should he reward those who don't believe in Him?
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:54 AM   #1722
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And here's another thing - If the whole Ark storyline is true, then Noah and God are both sadistic ****s for including these little bastards....

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Old 01-07-2013, 11:55 AM   #1723
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If GOD had wanted robots he would have made us such, he obviously didn't.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:55 AM   #1724
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Anybody that believes God punishes people are ignorant.
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Ahhh the teachings of unicorns and rainbows.
Here we have two believers, that can't agree on the interpretation of the same identical infallible book they both formed their beliefs upon. Both are convinced that their way is the right way.

What a twist!
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I would say it's rather apparent he does since he only rewartds those that are as he wishes them to be, correct?
I don't claim to know exactly why we're made as such however the spirit tells me it's probably worth more if you give someone a choice and they choose you.
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