Why people laugh at Creationists

[Dave Lane]

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

[EDIT New video here]

So on with the show:

Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by Brock

religious kooks

Brock.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Infinitely smarter? or more brainwashed and cornholed into a certain way of thinking?

Trollolol

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Fish

That's really a tragic flaw in religion. It essentially says that the only way to understand God, is to not believe other things. The only way to understand or know God is through faith. But that doesn't make any sense and goes against the basic fundamentals of how we learn and understand our world. No one should be encouraged to believe anything, religion or otherwise, with no evidence to support it. We don't learn about any other aspect of life in this way. The faith requirement is simply a defense mechanism to counter the fact that there's zero evidence for it. If any part of creationism could be proven, then the basis of faith would go away faster than lightning and quickly forgotten. But since there's no evidence, faith is all you have to hang on to.

Fish is crushing it!

[Fish]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Good to know people were around to record it with absolute proof, oh wait they weren't so it's just speculation.

Direct observation is not a requirement. Sort of like how it's not a requirement for Creationism. We could discuss the methods in which we can prove how dating methods work and why they're accurate. But as you've proven in the past, you have no intention or capability of understanding it.

[Brock]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Brock.

Satan.

[Fish]

Science. Coming soon to a child near you.....

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by Fish

Direct observation is not a requirement. Sort of like how it's not a requirement for Creationism. We could discuss the methods in which we can prove how dating methods work and why they're accurate. But as you've proven in the past, you have no intention or capability of understanding it.

I'm not the one arguing it as absolute fact, The bible tells us so I really don't need to debate it. The creator knows when he made it, his subjects...well not so much.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

I'm not the one arguing it as absolute fact, The bible tells us so I really don't need to debate it. The creator knows when he made it, his subjects...well not so much.

So clueless

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by Dave

So clueless

Wrong, That you would assume I need clues.

Could it be... BLues Clues?

[RNR]

Dear creator
I was hoping you could clear something up for me. There are several people who claim to have books written by you, or at least books that you inspired the writers to record your words. The problem is there are countless versions of who you are and what you wanted to tell us. So I thought maybe you would be interested in a book signing tour. That way we could settle this once and for all.

Thanks in advance~

[Fish]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

I'm not the one arguing it as absolute fact, The bible tells us so I really don't need to debate it. The creator knows when he made it, his subjects...well not so much.

Justified ignorance.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by RNR

Dear creator
I was hoping you could clear something up for me. There are several people who claim to have books written by you, or at least books that you inspired the writers to record your words. The problem is there are countless versions of who you are and what you wanted to tell us. So I thought maybe you would be interested in a book signing tour. That way we could settle this once and for all.

Thanks in advance~

It will come soon enough, we're really not here very long at all.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by Fish

Justified ignorance.

More like I don't feel the need to argue, it doesn't make or break me. You can run around calling those that find fault with man stupid if it makes you feel better.

[Fish]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

More like I don't feel the need to argue, it doesn't make or break me. You can run around calling those that find fault with man stupid if it makes you feel better.

You have 374 posts in this thread. That's 173 more than anyone else. Of course you feel the need to argue. The problem is your inability to argue, not your need.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by Fish

You have 374 posts in this thread. That's 173 more than anyone else. Of course you feel the need to argue. The problem is your inability to argue, not your need.

Not really, I'm presenting my pov and people attack it.