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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 04-02-2013, 07:05 PM   #2326
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:46 PM   #2327
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Talk about repeatedly bumping a worthless thread. You got some nerve you little moonbat creep.
Moonbat? Really?

Have you heard of the Westboro Baptist Church?

Clean up your own back yard...
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:50 PM   #2328
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A person can be a creationist and accept evolution. There is no contradiction. If you take only one thing from this thread, take that.
Yep.

My best friend of 27 years has been active in his church for years. He believes God created Evolution. He laughs at the notion that Earth is only 6,000 years old.

He knows I'm Agnostic and accepts it. True Christians do not judge, he tells me.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:08 PM   #2329
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True Christians do not judge, he tells me.
That would be false doctrine.

...ask him to read 1 Corinthians 5:11-13
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:07 AM   #2330
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That would be false doctrine.

...ask him to read 1 Corinthians 5:11-13
doesn't that passage talk about not associating with fornicators and such?

i thought jesus taught not to judge lest ye be judged by god or something like that...
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:11 AM   #2331
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doesn't that passage talk about not associating with fornicators and such?

i thought jesus taught not to judge lest ye be judged by god or something like that...
it was something like that, I believe it was right after the talking snakes and magic apples or something.
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Old 04-03-2013, 12:14 AM   #2332
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Creationist: "All of this science evolution talk is a bunch of mumbo jumbo doo hickey!"

Interviewer: How do you feel about talking snakes?

Creationsist: "Talking snakes? Oh ya, those are legit as ****"
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Old 04-03-2013, 04:58 AM   #2333
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Old 04-03-2013, 05:00 AM   #2334
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Creationist: "All of this science evolution talk is a bunch of mumbo jumbo doo hickey!"

Interviewer: How do you feel about talking snakes?

Creationsist: "Talking snakes? Oh ya, those are legit as ****"
Not to mention talking mules (donkey?).........
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Old 04-03-2013, 05:01 AM   #2335
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Moonbat? Really?

Have you heard of the Westboro Baptist Church?

Clean up your own back yard...
"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord'...."
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Old 04-03-2013, 06:53 AM   #2336
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doesn't that passage talk about not associating with fornicators and such?

i thought jesus taught not to judge lest ye be judged by god or something like that...
that and much more...

Jesus is saying that if you judge unjustly, you also will be judged by the same measure....

Jesus judged Judas, the pharisees and spiritual leaders, even Peter in the garden during his arrest.

I wonder if Judge Judy is a Christian
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Old 04-03-2013, 06:56 AM   #2337
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it was something like that, I believe it was right after the talking snakes and magic apples or something.
says the talking ape.
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Old 04-03-2013, 07:14 AM   #2338
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doesn't that passage talk about not associating with fornicators and such?

i thought jesus taught not to judge lest ye be judged by god or something like that...
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Originally Posted by 1 Corinthians 5:11-13;
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11 But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister[a] but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.

12 What business is it of mine to judge those outside the church? Are you not to judge those inside? 13 God will judge those outside. “Expel the wicked person from among you.”[b]
Yep no judgments there at all and this is the "proof" christians don't have a judgmental god/bible/outlook
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Old 04-03-2013, 07:18 AM   #2339
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Yep no judgments there at all and this is the "proof" christians don't have a judgmental god/bible/outlook
It's over your head, dave...and **** the NIV
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Old 04-03-2013, 07:23 AM   #2340
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It's over your head, dave...and **** the NIV
Agreed, the NIV had a lesbian helping translate.
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