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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Old 05-29-2013, 09:02 PM   #2431
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What did Hitchens get incorrect?
What did he not? He makes ridiculous uneducated assertions and then attacks the New Testament based on the failures of one dumbass to acknowledge / align recorded events ( even some that many others not of faith have acknowledged ). Just bc there is a dumbass willing to write what you want to hear doesn't make it true.

These are the reasons 93% of the country laughs at people like you all, combined with the fact that almost all of you consist of the bottom of your respective class, yet somehow think that later in life ( and via the internet ) you have somehow ceased to be a dumbass. Newsflash - you haven't - and you've gone public with that information.
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Old 05-29-2013, 09:11 PM   #2432
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:11 PM   #2433
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What did he not? He makes ridiculous uneducated assertions and then attacks the New Testament based on the failures of one dumbass to acknowledge / align recorded events ( even some that many others not of faith have acknowledged ). Just bc there is a dumbass willing to write what you want to hear doesn't make it true.
That's pretty much what we were thinking about you.
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Old 05-30-2013, 09:29 AM   #2434
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What did he not? He makes ridiculous uneducated assertions and then attacks the New Testament based on the failures of one dumbass to acknowledge / align recorded events ( even some that many others not of faith have acknowledged ). Just bc there is a dumbass willing to write what you want to hear doesn't make it true.

These are the reasons 93% of the country laughs at people like you all, combined with the fact that almost all of you consist of the bottom of your respective class, yet somehow think that later in life ( and via the internet ) you have somehow ceased to be a dumbass. Newsflash - you haven't - and you've gone public with that information.
Calling Hitchens uneducated is rather humorous. He along with Bart D. Ehrman are repected worldwide for their knowledge of scripture (Hitchens has passed away). Although I would as most give the nod to Ehrman as far as knowledge the New Testament. You are making a complete fool out of yourself by jumping into water above your head without the ability to swim~
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Old 05-30-2013, 10:37 AM   #2435
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Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 05-30-2013, 11:41 AM   #2436
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Old 05-30-2013, 02:14 PM   #2437
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What did he not? He makes ridiculous uneducated assertions and then attacks the New Testament based on the failures of one dumbass to acknowledge / align recorded events ( even some that many others not of faith have acknowledged ). Just bc there is a dumbass willing to write what you want to hear doesn't make it true.

These are the reasons 93% of the country laughs at people like you all, combined with the fact that almost all of you consist of the bottom of your respective class, yet somehow think that later in life ( and via the internet ) you have somehow ceased to be a dumbass. Newsflash - you haven't - and you've gone public with that information.
People like me? Who are people like me?
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Old 05-30-2013, 03:13 PM   #2440
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People like me? Who are people like me?
If I recall right you are a believer although I could be wrong. Tom has a history of throwing punches at the wind. I am certain he assumed you were attacking his belief system. It is true Hitchens was atheist however Collins and Ehrman are not. I myself identify myself as a Deist slash agnostic. Hitchens would attack my position harshly I have not seen any conclusive evidence that would give me the confidence to dismiss a creator. On the flip side after researching this subject I have found no evidence to believe in any of the three main monotheisms. In Christianity alone there are over 33,000 variations. I have several friends that are either atheist or Christian along with a couple of Jewish followers and one Muslim. All are good people or they would not be counted as friends. They all accept my beliefs as do I theirs. It has made for some interesting conversations and sometimes heated conversations over the years
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Old 05-30-2013, 03:20 PM   #2441
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Calling Hitchens uneducated is rather humorous. He along with Bart D. Ehrman are repected worldwide for their knowledge of scripture (Hitchens has passed away). Although I would as most give the nod to Ehrman as far as knowledge the New Testament. You are making a complete fool out of yourself by jumping into water above your head without the ability to swim~
And your reading comprehension failures show through - I called your assertions uneducated - the folks you quoted are the agenda motivated dumbasses. Ironic how a failure is turned into a credential on a subject matter only because the failure is what was sought to begin with.

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Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.
I assume you are referencing me, since you keep using the 'Tom' reference. To oblige, I will not reference you as Dave and instead refer to you here on out as 'Dumbass1'. As such, Dumbass1, you must have completely missed the irony of your quote, and thusly the icon is most appropriate. Read the title of the thread, read your post, and have an adult explain it to you.
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And your reading comprehension failures show through - I called your assertions uneducated - the folks you quoted are the agenda motivated dumbasses. Ironic how a failure is turned into a credential on a subject matter only because the failure is what was sought to begin with.


I assume you are referencing me, since you keep using the 'Tom' reference. To oblige, I will not reference you as Dave and instead refer to you here on out as 'Dumbass1'. As such, Dumbass1, you must have completely missed the irony of your quote, and thusly the icon is most appropriate. Read the title of the thread, read your post, and have an adult explain it to you.
settle down Tom before you meltdown and have to change names again. Please reference any materials disputing the authors vast and detailed writings. Please include anything you have to dispute the work of Collins and his belief in evolution along with reconciling that with his Christianity. That or you can do as you have done under this username and others which is offer nothing more than pathetic temper tantrums. If you are not Tom you may as well be as you both post the same and offer the same...nothing but pathetic attacks and babbling posts that offer nothing~
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Tom or xwhatever chill out I do not expect you to do any research. I am sure you are busy making god hates pillowbiters posters for the next big protest. Tell your buddies in Topeka I said hi and eat shit~
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It simply amazes me the utter arrogance displayed here. I often wonder if people such as yourself have ever bothered to even read the books you base your personal beliefs on. The Old Testament is a despicable collection of writings that condones and endorses genocide, rape, slavery, and pedophilia. The New Testament is filled with books thrown together in a poor attempt to reconstruct events long after they had occurred. Numerous books were dismissed. If you are interested read up on Emperor Constantine to find the first versions of the book you read today.

The writers of the bible could not agree on the most basic parts of the bible. I would also suggest God is not Great chapters 7 and 8. In chapter 8 he writes about the New Testament. Hitchens outlines the inaccuracy in Luke's attempt to triangulate three world events of the time with Jesus's birth (viz, the census ordered by Caesar Augustus of the entire Roman world, the reign of King Herod in Judea and that of Quirinius as governor of Syria. He further relates that there is no record by any Roman historian of any Augustan census, and that, although "the Jewish chronicler Josephus mentions one that did occurówithout the onerous requirement for people to return to their places of birth", it was undertaken "six years after the birth of Jesus is supposed to have taken place." In addition Hitchens notes that Herod died in 4 BC, and that Quirinius was not governor of Syria during his tenure.

I would also encourage you to read up on Francis S. Collins, M.D., Ph.D. He headed up the Human Genome Project and Bart D. Ehrman is the James A. Gray Distinguished Professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill also the former Director of Graduate Studies and the Chair of the Department of Religious Studies. Both are Christians. It should be noted that your main line of "big brother" is from the book 1984 where big brother is the enemy and it was written by George Orwell who was atheist. It is a good book also and if you have not read it you should~
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