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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 06-01-2013, 08:34 PM   #2446
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Old 06-01-2013, 08:44 PM   #2447
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Old 06-01-2013, 09:40 PM   #2448
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Best and most detailed response by sr in this entire thread. Maybe his entire CP existence.

If he had just left out one icon it would have been the perfect response from him.
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Old 06-02-2013, 12:20 PM   #2449
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Have you read Letter to a Christian Nation? If not it is worth it checking out. It is fairly short and to the point~
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Old 06-02-2013, 03:45 PM   #2450
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It should be noted that your main line of "big brother" is from the book 1984 where big brother is the enemy and it was written by George Orwell who was atheist. It is a good book also and if you have not read it you should~
It's been a good decade plus since I read the book OR watched the movie, but didn't Orwell's dictators of the future use religion to enslave the race in addition to rewriting history/burning books/outlawing sex and drugs etc.?

if so it's even funnier that he would quote 1984 in his argument
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Old 06-02-2013, 05:05 PM   #2451
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Have you read Letter to a Christian Nation? If not it is worth it checking out. It is fairly short and to the point~
No, I haven't. I'll check it out.
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Old 06-02-2013, 11:33 PM   #2452
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Just went and saw Bill Maher tonight. Good shit. It's not often you get to surround yourself with other agnostics/atheists. This thread kept coming to mind as he spoke. ****ing idiots.
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Old 06-03-2013, 12:21 AM   #2453
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Just went and saw Bill Maher tonight. Good shit. It's not often you get to surround yourself with other agnostics/atheists. This thread kept coming to mind as he spoke. ****ing idiots.
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:03 AM   #2454
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...just at the notion that this is some kind of "gotcha"
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Old 06-03-2013, 09:39 AM   #2455
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...just at the notion that this is some kind of "gotcha"
This conversation has no "gotcha" My reply was due to the poster making comments insinuating anyone who disagrees with her is just taking someones word for it. I merely replied with a very small sample of some of the research I have done on the subject. Her unwaranted arrogance irritated me a little
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Good point. Priests most likely struggle when their victims are big enough to fight back~
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Good point. Priests most likely struggle when their victims are big enough to fight back~
That generality is uncalled for due to those incidents involving only 2% of priests by actual cases. I mean, really, you could substitute school teachers there too. There's more there but it's still not most of them.
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That generality is uncalled for due to those incidents involving only 2% of priests by actual cases. I mean, really, you could substitute school teachers there too. There's more there but it's still not most of them.
Lighten up for ****s sake~
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TI mean, really, you could substitute school teachers there too.
But the "father dick" jokes don't work
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