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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 06-24-2013, 01:53 PM   #2506
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I've never heard so many 'Sweet Jesus's and 'Praise Jesus's strung together at one time. Pretty convincing display.
I noticed that, but I don't understand why he would be laughing at the non-believers.
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Old 06-24-2013, 02:09 PM   #2507
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I noticed that, but I don't understand why he would be laughing at the non-believers.
I'll bet he's laughing because in his mind he proved them wrong.

Heck I'm almost convinced.
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Old 06-24-2013, 02:52 PM   #2508
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I'll bet he's laughing because in his mind he proved them wrong.

Heck I'm almost convinced.
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:31 PM   #2509
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I'll bet he's laughing because in his mind he proved them wrong.

Heck I'm almost convinced.
i doubt you're actually that stupid.
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Old 06-24-2013, 05:15 PM   #2510
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Not if they don't own property. Rent something. I rent to a couple churches and one is in to me for $20k or so one mostly pays its bills.
They own the property to establish a continuing presence. There are concepts within faith systems, like "sacred ground" and "sanctuary", that are more meaningfully expressed on property that is owned by the religious institution. Renting is an option but there is no reason that it has to be the only option.



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Theoretically the church members already pay taxes that support the infrastructure around the church. The lowered amount of taxes collected is well worth maintaining freedom of religion, and separation of Church and State.
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Old 06-24-2013, 06:43 PM   #2511
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i doubt you're actually that stupid.
I'll bet the cable is still hanging. Go prove him wrong.
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Old 06-24-2013, 08:54 PM   #2512
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I'll bet the cable is still hanging. Go prove him wrong.
What a superstitious fool.
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:04 PM   #2513
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What a superstitious fool.
Check your sarcasm meter sport.
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:04 PM   #2514
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Check your sarcasm meter sport.
I checked mine. This was taped over the display though:

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Old 06-24-2013, 10:42 PM   #2515
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Check your sarcasm meter sport.
It only works on sarcasm.
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It only works on sarcasm.
Unfortunately then not only is your meter broke but you've also apparently lost your dictionary. You're having a bad week.
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