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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 07-31-2013, 01:20 PM   #2716
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My Bible states everyone shall receive pie. And so shall it be.
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:21 PM   #2717
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My Bible states everyone shall receive pie. And so shall it be.
Where's mine?
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:22 PM   #2718
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It is not contradictory if you have the Holy Spirit guiding you. Now if Satan is your guide then yes you would question everything and be right to not even attempt to understand.
ok, you seem to always ignore actual inconsistencies and contradictions in the bible, even the gospels offer differing accounts...

tell me about gays...

should they be put to death?

obviously that pope guy is disregarding the bible command to put homosexuals to death when he says homos can be good people and good priests...

must be satan was his guide when he read your bible, huh?
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:25 PM   #2719
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ok, you seem to always ignore actual inconsistencies and contradictions in the bible, even the gospels offer differing accounts...

tell me about gays...

should they be put to death?

obviously that pope guy is disregarding the bible command to put homosexuals to death when he says homos can be good people and good priests...

must be satan was his guide when he read your bible, huh?
No they should not be put to death, they can live their full physical lives out on earth fully like every other heathen. As a matter of fact I hope they get everything they want out of life because this one ends, what God has for us is eternal.
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:25 PM   #2720
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exactly, those that claim to be atheist are nothing more than religious zealots.
damn, you really DO have a problem with reading comprehension...

i was talking about the attitude that you displayed in the post i quoted...

you know, the part about looking down and browbeating and the like...
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:26 PM   #2721
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damn, you really DO have a problem with reading comprehension...

i was talking about the attitude that you displayed in the post i quoted...

you know, the part about looking down and browbeating and the like...
Well I'm happy for you, who is browbeating again? My motto is live and let live, I won't be the one casting souls into the lake of fire.

Oh and btw I only return the same attitude you give me.
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:28 PM   #2722
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No they should not be put to death, they can live their full physical lives out on earth fully like every other heathen. As a matter of fact I hope they get everything they want out of life because this one ends, what God has for us is eternal.
so, your bible says gays can't go to heaven?

wow, that's some loving and forgiving god there, sure nuff...

so, gay priests can be accepted in the catholic church because all those papists are heathens too, right?
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:29 PM   #2723
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so, your bible says gays can't go to heaven?

wow, that's some loving and forgiving god there, sure nuff...

so, gay priests can be accepted in the catholic church because all those papists are heathens too, right?
There is no forgiveness without the remission of sin, and I'm not Catholic and won't defend that. I have stated emphatically that Church is not where the Lord dwells. He even states plainly he will not dwell in places built by human hands.

I didn't choose the Christian religion because it was what I wanted, I chose it because it is the truth. Mans heart is deceitfully wicked.
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:33 PM   #2724
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There is no forgiveness without the remission of sin, and I'm not Catholic and won't defend that. I have stated emphatically that Church is not where the Lord dwells. He even states plainly he will not dwell in places built by human hands.
nobody is asking you to defend the catholic church, i was asking your bible-informed opinion about the apparent contradiction between your bible and the pope's bible...

are the catholics wrong? are they inviting/accepting sin into their church?

do gays get to go to heaven if they pray away the gay?
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:34 PM   #2725
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Are you arguing against creationism or the Bible?
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Where's mine?
Shit I already had mine for lunch and it was gad damned Tippins mother ****ing strawberry pie!!
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I'd venture to bet that your parents chose your religion. Or are you claiming that your parents laid out all the thousands of religions when you were young and said "Take your pick, son."
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Are you arguing against creationism or the Bible?
I'm arguing against supernatural superstition without SOME evidence to the contrary.
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nobody is asking you to defend the catholic church, i was asking your bible-informed opinion about the apparent contradiction between your bible and the pope's bible...

are the catholics wrong? are they inviting/accepting sin into their church?

do gays get to go to heaven if they pray away the gay?
Sinners go to heaven when they ask Jesus to forgive their sins. GOD gave us the ultimate sacrifice in his only begotten son shedding his own blood. You were always supposed to sacrifice your BEST animal and people were literally sacrificing lame and sick animals. This is why animal sacrifice is no longer needed.
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I'd venture to bet that your parents chose your religion. Or are you claiming that your parents laid out all the thousands of religions when you were young and said "Take your pick, son."
Lets teach the controversy.
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