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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 09-13-2013, 08:58 AM   #2881
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Actually quite a few did around the year 1-30 BC when God became flesh.
...the Word became flesh...They observed the Kingdom of Heaven., not the Kingdom of God. They saw the Son of God.
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Old 09-13-2013, 09:04 AM   #2882
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post flood.
Post flood what?

Noah was supposedly ~600 years old at the time of the flood, and lived ~300 years post flood. So... not sure what you're talking about...

And read up on Genesis 9:20-23, where Noah got shitfaced on his own fermented grapes from his own vineyard, and passed out naked where he was shamefully found.
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Old 09-13-2013, 12:36 PM   #2883
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Post flood what?

Noah was supposedly ~600 years old at the time of the flood, and lived ~300 years post flood. So... not sure what you're talking about...

And read up on Genesis 9:20-23, where Noah got shitfaced on his own fermented grapes from his own vineyard, and passed out naked where he was shamefully found.
The retard level is up to Deftard 5 right now.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 09-13-2013, 02:55 PM   #2884
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Post flood what?

Noah was supposedly ~600 years old at the time of the flood, and lived ~300 years post flood. So... not sure what you're talking about...

And read up on Genesis 9:20-23, where Noah got shitfaced on his own fermented grapes from his own vineyard, and passed out naked where he was shamefully found.
post flood. there is nothing that states that he passed out naked.

then again, you don't believe it to be true...oh wait ONLY when you can point a finger at God.
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Old 09-13-2013, 02:57 PM   #2885
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The retard level is up to Deftard 5 right now.
Crown of Thorns Galaxy?
Hand of God Nebula?


do you ever get tired of piggybacking off others posts?

you're so insecure ,Dave.
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Old 09-13-2013, 06:23 PM   #2886
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post flood. there is nothing that states that he passed out naked.

then again, you don't believe it to be true...oh wait ONLY when you can point a finger at God.
20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded[a] to plant a vineyard. 21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent. 22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside. 23 But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their fatherís naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father naked.
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Old 09-13-2013, 06:34 PM   #2887
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I don't think anybody takes the bible literal. Seriously. Written by a lot of people through several generations and then edited by a counsel who was headed by constantinople.

The message in the bible is that: the message. Using it as a historical document is improper.
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Old 09-13-2013, 06:38 PM   #2888
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I don't think anybody takes the bible literal. Seriously. Written by a lot of people through several generations and then edited by a counsel who was headed by constantinople.

The message in the bible is that: the message. Using it as a historical document is improper.
Millions of kooks do exactly that.
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Old 09-13-2013, 07:33 PM   #2889
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I don't think anybody takes the bible literal. Seriously. Written by a lot of people through several generations and then edited by a counsel who was headed by constantinople.

The message in the bible is that: the message. Using it as a historical document is improper.
As already stated many do take it literary "inspired by the hand of God" As someone who has read these often contradictory and silly writings it is mind numbing anyone can take them seriously. There are over 33 thousand variations of Christianity in the world for ****s sake yet each of them speak matter of fact of how right they are~
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:25 PM   #2890
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I don't think anybody takes the bible literal.
Wonder why that is..................
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:45 PM   #2891
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Wonder why that is..................
because we are uncivilized heathens with no moral compass, or some such happy horseshit...
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Old 09-13-2013, 09:20 PM   #2892
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I don't think anybody takes the bible literal. Seriously. Written by a lot of people through several generations and then edited by a counsel who was headed by constantinople.

The message in the bible is that: the message. Using it as a historical document is improper.
Serious question, have you read many of the posts in this thread?
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:41 AM   #2893
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20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded[a] to plant a vineyard. 21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent. 22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside. 23 But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father naked.
the Hebrew translation for uncovered is denude/strip in a defiling manner...uncovered also means unprotected and vulnerable the Hebrew translation for naked is different. you also stopped short where Noah awakes and KNOWS what his youngest son had DONE to him.

convienant?

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Old 09-14-2013, 12:46 AM   #2894
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I don't think anybody takes the bible literal. Seriously. Written by a lot of people through several generations and then edited by a counsel who was headed by constantinople.

The message in the bible is that: the message. Using it as a historical document is improper.
"yeah, hath God said"

..you're referncing the Catholic Bible..who killed millions of Christians.,,I think you mean constantine..Constantinople is modern Istanbul Turkey.



...book of Daniel disagrees with your improper document sentiment..in fact, it obliterates it..



There is areason that the story of noah keeps coming up...Jesus said in the last days would be as in the days of Noah.

Nephilim are coming....look busy.

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Old 09-14-2013, 12:52 AM   #2895
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As already stated many do take it literary "inspired by the hand of God" As someone who has read these often contradictory and silly writings it is mind numbing anyone can take them seriously. There are over 33 thousand variations of Christianity in the world for ****s sake yet each of them speak matter of fact of how right they are~
...over 200 "NEW" bibles in the last 100 years...talk about hostile jamming...funny how the KJV was written in English over 400 years ago, and it's just a coincidence that English is the universal language. America has accomplished what it was brought into existance for...establish equality of men through inalienable rights given by God and to support Israel and spread the Word throughout the World.

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