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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Old 10-06-2012, 08:06 PM   #301
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The flood, check it out bro.


Yep, millions of years water erosion.

Millions > 6000
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:06 PM   #302
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The flood, check it out bro.
Yeah the global flood is awesome. I wish I knew how Galapagos turtles got to the Galapogos Islands. That must have been quite the swim.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:10 PM   #303
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Anyone who ACTUALLY believes the STORY on Noah's Ark should seriously question their mental health.

It has NOTHING to do Faith.

It's just common sense.

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Old 10-06-2012, 08:14 PM   #304
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I am specifically targeting Macro evolution as the religion, Micro evolution is not being argued.
Micro evolution makes up macro evolution. Small changes in a population lead to large changes over time.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:19 PM   #305
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Micro evolution makes up macro evolution. Small changes in a population lead to large changes over time.
Micro Evolution = Scientifically proven
Macro Evolution = never observed before, but rather a religion.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:19 PM   #306
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Anyone who ACTUALLY believes the STORY on Noah's Ark should seriously question their mental health.

It has NOTHING to do Faith.

It's just common sense.

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Old 10-06-2012, 08:19 PM   #307
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I'm not quite sure what your first statement is supposed to mean.

I didn't know abiogenesis was still happening.
evolution doesn't try to explain the origin of life, right? just the adaptation.

abiogenesis... who says its not still occurring?
anyway, how did it give rise to life? and are you 100% certain it did?
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:20 PM   #308
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Anyone who ACTUALLY believes the STORY on Noah's Ark should seriously question their mental health.

It has NOTHING to do Faith.

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This post murders baby seals, like wtf does it mean?
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:21 PM   #309
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:23 PM   #310
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Micro Evolution = Scientifically proven
Macro Evolution = never observed before, but rather a religion.
Not sure how one goes about observing something that takes hundreds of thousands or millions of years. THAT is why it's "only" a theory. Just like gravity is a theory. We can observe it's effects but not the mechanisms that cause it to happen.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:25 PM   #311
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Not sure how one goes about observing something that takes hundreds of thousands or millions of years. THAT is why it's "only" a theory. Just like gravity is a theory. We can observe it's effects but not the mechanisms that cause it to happen.
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evolution doesn't try to explain the origin of life, right? just the adaptation.
Is there a point here?

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abiogenesis... who says its not still occurring?
anyway, how did it give rise to life? and are you 100% certain it did?
Hmmm...not sure I ever said anything to agree with abiogenesis mr. strawman. Just pointing out it has nothing to with the debate of the theory of evolution. Aliens could have stopped here at Earth on their way to the sun for a bathroom break and left some organic matter at the port o potty for all it matters to the merits, statements, predictions, and facts of evolution.
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Apples and Oranges my friend.
So you have a new law that proves how and why gravity happens? You have seen it? Tested it? Repeatedly tested it with the same results?
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Is there a point here?
just asking for my own info.
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Hmmm...not sure I ever said anything to agree with abiogenesis mr. strawman. Just pointing out it has nothing to with the debate of the theory of evolution. Aliens could have stopped here at Earth on their way to the sun for a bathroom break and left some organic matter at the port o potty for all it matters to the merits, statements, predictions, and facts of evolution.
i didn't say you did! maybe its something you never really gave though to. again, just asking. if you don't want to tell me your ideas, that's fine.
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