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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 01-06-2014, 10:56 AM   #3421
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I'm convinced that Dave Lane had a rough go of it with a Catholic priest as a child.
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:56 AM   #3422
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Whoooaa! That's quite a strawman. I NEVER claimed Einstein believed in a personal God. Perhaps you should read my comments in both post #3413 and #3412 as to why I posted it. Jerk-off, who can't read.
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:57 AM   #3423
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Father Lane? Reverend Lane?

Are those better?
Your holiness will suffice. If you do it with the proper zeal I will make you my high priest.
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:58 AM   #3424
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I love how you get all mean and ornery when you get defensive over mis-reading something. Someone gets all Lucifer-like.
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:58 AM   #3425
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I'm convinced that Pastor Lane had a rough go of it with a Catholic priest as a child.
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:59 AM   #3426
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:59 AM   #3427
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I'm convinced that Dave Lane had a rough go of it with a Catholic priest as a child.
Same thing happen to you with a liberal?
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:04 AM   #3428
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I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings. (Albert Einstein)
I'd say this makes Pastor Lane a religious man.
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:24 PM   #3429
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It is true, I am a twice ordained minister.
Well, son of a bitch, so am I. How odd. Anyway, has this been posted in here yet:


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Old 01-13-2014, 05:20 PM   #3430
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Just to prove I'm not just a christian hater...
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:40 PM   #3431
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I found this to be interesting:

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Old 01-13-2014, 06:48 PM   #3432
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Just to prove I'm not just a christian hater...
Is that one of the dancing boys of Afghanistan? I was there only to observe local art. Hand on my heart.
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Old 01-14-2014, 02:13 PM   #3433
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Is that one of the dancing boys of Afghanistan? I was there only to observe local art. Hand on my heart.
I think you are on to something. What it is I have no idea.
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Old 01-14-2014, 02:13 PM   #3434
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 01-14-2014, 02:15 PM   #3435
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