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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 07-10-2014, 06:06 PM   #3736
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:38 PM   #3737
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hey, i know a church like that...

but they have age limits, the dirty ****ers...
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Old 07-12-2014, 09:21 AM   #3738
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Just because you wear a cowboy hat doesn't mean there is anything in it.
I always get my advice from large hatted dudes wearing opinionated tshirts featuring cartoon caricatures of themselves. Especially when they have the courage to call out Batman.
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Old 07-12-2014, 09:57 AM   #3739
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Some of you mother ****ers need to go to Church
It's best that people like Dave Lane stay away from church honestly, because he'd only be a nuisance for those who are trying to get something from their experience.
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Old 07-12-2014, 10:52 AM   #3740
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It's best that people like Dave Lane stay away from church honestly, because he'd only be a nuisance for those who are trying to get something from their experience.
I agree with that, and that's not intended to be a criticism of either Dave Lane or the churchgoers. Some things are just inherently counterproductive.

Of course, the same could be said for the Fred Phelps clan attending funerals, and for creationists who want to force their religious beliefs to be taught in science classes in public schools. It goes both ways.
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Old 07-14-2014, 07:27 PM   #3741
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I agree with that, and that's not intended to be a criticism of either Dave Lane or the churchgoers. Some things are just inherently counterproductive.

Of course, the same could be said for the Fred Phelps clan attending funerals, and for creationists who want to force their religious beliefs to be taught in science classes in public schools. It goes both ways.
I have a counterproposal how about we allow 12 sessions of creationism to be taught in science classes a semester and they allow scientists to teach one hour a week at every church.
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Old 07-15-2014, 08:12 AM   #3742
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I have a counterproposal how about we allow 12 sessions of creationism to be taught in science classes a semester and they allow scientists to teach one hour a week at every church.
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Old 07-15-2014, 08:44 AM   #3743
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Old 07-23-2014, 11:18 AM   #3746
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Creationist Ken Ham calls to end space program because aliens are going to hell anyway



Creationist Ken Ham has said that the U.S. space program is a waste of money because any alien life that scientists found would be damned to hell.

“I’m shocked at the countless hundreds of millions of dollars that have been spent over the years in the desperate and fruitless search for extraterrestrial life,” Ham wrote in a Sunday column on his Answers in Genesis website.

Ham argued that “secularists are desperate to find life in outer space” as a part of their “rebellion against God in a desperate attempt to supposedly prove evolution.”

“Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe,” he continued. “Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not.”


But regardless of whether there was life in outer space, Ham asserted that it could not be truly “intelligent.”

“You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation,” he explained. “Jesus did not become the ‘GodKlingon’ or the ‘GodMartian’! Only descendants of Adam can be saved. God’s Son remains the ‘Godman’ as our Savior.”

Friendly Atheist blogger Hemant Mehta called Ham’s quest to end the space program “a new low even for him.”

“Jesus Christ, Ken Ham is talking about the eternal damnation of alien life forms,” Mehta wrote. “They’re all going to hell, apparently, and why go in search of life on other planets if they’re all doomed to a lake of fire?”

“To whine about the pittance we spend on space exploration because ‘Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe’ has to be a new low even for him.”
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Jesus did not become the ‘GodKlingon’


...the ‘GodKlingon’


...‘GodKlingon’


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