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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-07-2012, 11:11 PM   #421
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I don't think you know God's immobile position on the age of earth.
GOD bases his decisions on your opinions, oh wait he doesn't.
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:47 AM   #422
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stop it! stop it!

logic and reason have no place in this discussion!!!

of course the turtles came from turkey, everybody knows everything came from turkey...

hell, the garden of eden was in turkey, dontcha know?

and that devil guy, he came from turkey too...

in fact, turkey might be heaven for all we know...

seems like a real sin to eat turkey on thanksgiving doesn't it now?
No according to the great Mitt Romney and Mormons the garden of Eden was in Independence Missouri, you my friend live in the garden of Eden.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:51 AM   #423
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No according to the great Mitt Romney and Mormons the garden of Eden was in Independence Missouri, you my friend live in the garden of Eden.
i was wondering wtf is up with all the snakes around here...
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:52 AM   #424
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i was wondering wtf is up with all the snakes around here...
Its actually true.They really believe that that is the spot that jesus will return to earth.

Which will probably be the day after we draft a franchise QB, but I digress.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s

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Old 10-08-2012, 11:03 AM   #425
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This is directed at the likes of K. Hovind, and not any specific user here. And I'm not claiming to be an expert myself by any means. Just thought it summed up the situation well.
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Old 10-08-2012, 11:04 AM   #426
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No according to the great Mitt Romney and Mormons the garden of Eden was in Independence Missouri, you my friend live in the garden of Eden.
My vision of the Garden of Eden included less meth...
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Old 10-08-2012, 11:30 AM   #427
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What I'm saying is todays truth is tomorrows lies, and it's been proven scientifically. I don't know how you see that as regressive.
That's why science is great. When new data exists contradicting old ideas, they actually admit that they were wrong.
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Its actually true.They really believe that that is the spot that jesus will return to earth.

Which will probably be the day after we draft a franchise QB, but I digress.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:25 PM   #430
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That's why science is great. When new data exists contradicting old ideas, they actually admit that they were wrong.
Being one step ahead of Pioli doesn't make something great..
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Lucky? I don't expect you to understand, but by all means continue to mock it anyways.
You leave yourself open to mocking by taking an indefensible position. When you speak in absolute terms as if you are privy to information unavailable to me or anyone for that matter, you will receive criticism. Jensen and have come to different conclusions, yet I still respect the fact he is not shooting from the hip. Anyone who has debated with him must admit he offers a well research opinion. You dismiss his observations rather flippantly as you do nonbelievers.

The reason I identify myself as agnostic is because I honestly do not know the answer to how it all began. I understand that the term agnostic leaves me open to criticism. When it comes down to it you either believe or you do not...as in believer or atheist. The flip side of that is every believer is an atheist as they do not believe in other gods.

I work in aircraft and it is tantamount to maintain tractability and tribal knowledge is unacceptable. I view this subject much more seriously. I have studied more than Christianity and have concluded there is no reliable tractability for these beliefs. Everyone who follows them relies on hearsay upon hearsay and all are clearly show signs of being manmade.

If the book you have chosen was truly inspired by god he, she, or it could have simplfied things by offering real information such as, the earth is round, slavery is wrong, beware of the following false prophets and gods by name, women are equal, and I will show up on this date xxxx and if you have followed my writing and lived well you will be rewarded, or punished if you did not.

It is amusing when people make predictions from these books. Heck every thing that has happened up to and including Brittany Spears shaving her head has been painstakingly predicted by Nostradamus supposedly. It is all believable if you are gullible enough or have faith. You have the right to believe as you wish, but do not be offended when you throw out you beliefs as facts without a shred of evidence and catch some grief over it~
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If the book you have chosen was truly inspired by god he, she, or it could have simplfied things by offering real information such as, the earth is round, slavery is wrong, beware of the following false prophets and gods by name, women are equal, and I will show up on this date xxxx and if you have followed my writing and lived well you will be rewarded, or punished if you did not.
The GOD you speak of is not big enough for me to worship, Having created everything you might think He has more insight than we peons do. If you follow the Holy Spirit you would already know slavery is wrong, and who the false prophets are. It has nothing to do with living well, but rather realizing you are nothing without him and his guidance. GOD flooded the world due to all the violence, which was the ultimate act of mercy.
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The GOD you speak of is not big enough for me to worship, Having created everything you might think He has more insight than we peons do. If you follow the Holy Spirit you would already know slavery is wrong, and who the false prophets are. It has nothing to do with living well, but rather realizing you are nothing without him and his guidance. GOD flooded the world due to all the violence, which was the ultimate act of mercy.
The next time you talk to him ask him if he ran out of water because if your words are true there is much more flooding needed~
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The next time you talk to him ask him if he ran out of water because if your words are true there is much more flooding needed~
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The GOD you speak of is not big enough for me to worship, Having created everything you might think He has more insight than we peons do. If you follow the Holy Spirit you would already know slavery is wrong, and who the false prophets are. It has nothing to do with living well, but rather realizing you are nothing without him and his guidance. GOD flooded the world due to all the violence, which was the ultimate act of mercy.
Killing 99% of the world's inhabitants, God's own creations, is the ultimate act of mercy?

Are you sure you understand the meaning of that word?
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