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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-15-2012, 08:51 PM   #556
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It was a different time, please address your disbelief with GOD.
This is right. It was a different time. A terribly personal, in your face, kind of violent time. And all justified their thrill, seeking mayhem by their gods. This was true for Romans or Persians or Assyrians and all of those guys were better at it than the true god led Israelites.

We are much more civilized as far as war compared to the rush to mayhem that is represented in The Bible and in History in general. It is all to be condemned.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:52 PM   #557
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(again, presumably to rape them).
there's the key..presumably.

Women were known to seduce the men into pagan worship, happened many times, therefore drawing them away fom God and worshipping false idols.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:53 PM   #558
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there's the key..presumably.

Women were known to seduce the men into pagan worship, happened many times, therfore drawing them away fom God and worshipping false idols.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:02 PM   #559
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you didn't say average, you said life expectancy was 40...not true.
Its ok. You can be right about the average lifespan or expenctancy. I just want to know then were these three the only people above 40? After all 40 years in the desert and no one associated with the vote not to cross the Jordan didn't get to go. What happened to those between 40 and 101 (the average of those three you listed)? How did they die, snakes bites, lack of water, what else?

I am with them. Because I wouldn't want to have to kill men and women and children with my own hands and follow that damn War God Yahweh, who likes his sacrifices in battles just like Mars.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:03 PM   #560
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It was a different time, please address your disbelief with GOD.
No, you can't get away with statements like "To the victor goes the spoils" and "it was a different time". Those are meaningless statements that you are using to avoid answering a question that makes you uncomfortable.

If God is all-knowing, all-powerful, and eternal, then he doesn't change his mind regarding mass murder and rape. Either he condones those activities or he doesn't.

Since the Bible clearly states that God ordered his soldiers to rape all of the virgin girls and to slaughter everyone else in the city of Midian, then either (1) you worship a brutal and cruel God who orders his followers to commit rape and murder, or (2) the Bible is NOT the literally true word of God.

Which is it?
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ya, i love how naysayers spend half their time talking about how it isn't true or valid, unless it can be used against God and his followers, then it's the Gospel truth and POOF..has validity...talk about disengeuous...it's also sad how most can't comprehend that God works through broken people and people of faith.... Exactly why Christ was ridiculed and ostracized for mingling with those considered less than desirable characters of the day. rape, slavery, etc..it's no wonder they wandered for forty years, and only two men made it into the promised land..and to take that a step further, all those things you mentioned STILL happen to this day in the muslim world, yet not a peep...


...you don't know what you don't know....unless you've put the time into studying the Word, of course it's not going to make total sense...there are much deeper meanings and contexts...most of the OT was written for Jews IN THAT TIME PERIOD. NT for the Jew and Gentile.
Is there like another translation for this? I always had trouble with the King James version.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:06 PM   #562
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there's the key..presumably.

Women were known to seduce the men into pagan worship, happened many times, therefore drawing them away fom God and worshipping false idols.
Dude. Moses told his soldiers to kill all of the men, to kill all of the boys, and to kill of the women. He told them take the young virgin girls to keep for themselves.

It's pretty obvious what the soldiers were going to do to the young virgin girls. They got to keep them so they could rape them. You know it, you just refuse to admit it.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:11 PM   #563
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Dude. Moses told his soldiers to kill all of the men, to kill all of the boys, and to kill of the women. He told them take the young virgin girls to keep for themselves.

It's pretty obvious what the soldiers were going to do to the young virgin girls. They got to keep them so they could rape them. You know it, you just refuse to admit it.
so now you've gone from presumably to sure?

quite the leap...
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What happened to those between 40 and 101 (the average of those three you listed)? How did they die, snakes bites, lack of water, what else?
FEAR. Twelve spies were sent out..and they found giants occupying the land...of the twelve, only Joshua and Caleb were willing to go to battle .
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:33 PM   #566
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FEAR. Twelve spies were sent out..and they found giants occupying the land...of the twelve, only Joshua and Caleb were willing to go to battle .
Fear of war. Imagine that. Like I said it seems sane and profound to chose not to make war and not to dehumanize oneself in killing face to face men and unarmed women and children. Including infants and I am sure pregnant women. There is sound Biblical grounds for abortions right there of those who are not real chosen by Yahweh.
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Fear of war.
Fear of giants.

stop pretending you questions are genuine, butthurt.
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My questions are somewhat whimsical. But here is biblical scripture which has no compunction about eliminating the unchosen, that has no concern for destruction of the unborn of non Israelite tribes. Why now so much concern about this when Yahweh had no problem with abortions.

I am going to bed now. My wife wants to know why I am still up. She has to get up in the morning and actually try to save the lives of pre mature born infants. Get some rest.
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this is obviously true, it should go without saying, but I'll say it anyways.

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