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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-20-2012, 09:39 PM   #661
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it sounds like you only want the "side" of God YOU approve of...you can't separate the OT and NT to your liking, they are intertwined...this what many churches to day do..touchy feely..all milk and no meat...it's callled the apostasy

I think this line of thought comes from the fact that people don't want to acknowledge the accountability and the wrath of God.
Our choice is to believe this: (1) God is a wrathful and vicious God who ordered his followers to commit rape, murder and various other atrocities numerous times in the Old Testament in his name. We know he did this because it says so right there in the Bible, and every word in the Bible is literally true.

Or to believe this: (2) Every word in the Bible is NOT literally true. The Bible is simply a book written by primitive people in a primitive time, and people who insist that the Bible is the divinely inspired word of God have actually elevated the book to the level of an idol or graven image (which by the way is expressly forbidden in Exodus 20:4-5).

Logic and reason tell me that #2 is a hell of lot more likely to be true than #1.
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:06 PM   #662
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(1) God is a wrathful and vicious God who ordered his followers to commit rape,.
you have not proven this to be true, yet you keep proclaiming it...it's almost like you need it to be true, even though you don't think the Bible is....this goes back to the question I posed earlier...how do you use something you claim to be a lie to prove a lie?


pretty convienant.

and here is the sticky part...in the NT Jesus tells John of pestilences, plagues and calamities that would kill everyone on earth, lest Christ returns...that wrath a lie also?
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:14 PM   #663
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you have not proven this to be true, yet you keep proclaiming it...it's almost like you need it to be true, even though you don't think the Bible is....this goes back to the question I posed earlier...how do you use something you claim to be a lie to prove a lie?


pretty convienant.

and here is the sticky part...in the NT Jesus tells John of pestilences, plagues and calamities that would kill everyone on earth, lest Christ returns...that wrath a lie also?
Why do you always focus on the rapes and deny them, yet you say nothing about the mass murders?

Are you fine with the mass murders ordered by God?
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:24 PM   #664
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:29 PM   #665
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Are you fine with the mass murders ordered by God?
Yes, if GOD wills it would you stand in his way because your reasoning is better? Thankfully Jesus came along and turned the world upside down, so we're not allowed to murder. The main reasoning is you could think your pulling up Tares and pull up wheat instead.
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:35 PM   #666
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Why do you always focus on the rapes and deny them, yet you say nothing about the mass murders?

Are you fine with the mass murders ordered by God?
I already addressed the murders....even to the point of asking you if you knew the whole story behind the command...i'm pointing out the rapes because you haven't proven that to be true, yet keep proclaiming it to be fact...

and to be honest you keep contradicting yourself..you keep focusing on parts you think have validity that help you paint God in a negative light.

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Are Tornadoes and Hurricanes a part of Gods creation?

If so, why would he create something to kill innocent people?

Also, why do people thank God their life was spared from the Tornado if he created it?

I mean, if God truly saved them, why create the Tornado to begin with?
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:47 PM   #669
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Are Tornadoes and Hurricanes a part of Gods creation?

If so, why would he create something to kill innocent people?

Also, why do people thank God their life was spared from the Tornado if he created it?
HAHAHAHA innocent people, there are NO innocent people. ALL have sinned, notice the word ALL. GOD will take you when you're ready, this is just a pit stop.
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HAHAHAHA innocent people, there are NO innocent people. ALL have sinned, notice the word ALL. GOD will take you when you're ready, this is just a pit stop.

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At least you don't believe that I stuttered or do you?

The Lord works in Mysterious ways, and perhaps being the creator of EVERYTHING he knows a thing or two more about what you need.
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The Lord works in Mysterious ways,
The Lord is a ****ing asshole then.
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God stated they hated him before the prophets, they hated the prophets before his only begotten son. So really it's the truth that is hated, and the fact we all have to answer to ONE. No committee, not a jury of our peers but ONE.
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The Lord is a ****ing asshole then.
Well at least you're not lukewarm about it, so there is that.
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