Why people laugh at Creationists

[Dave Lane]

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

[EDIT New video here]

So on with the show:

Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

[Dave]

NSFW

[Dave]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Well at least you're not lukewarm about it, so there is that.

So much for freewill...

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Dave

Are Tornadoes and Hurricanes a part of Gods creation?

If so, why would he create something to kill innocent people?

Also, why do people thank God their life was spared from the Tornado if he created it?

I mean, if God truly saved them, why create the Tornado to begin with?

..so God is real again?

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Dave

The Lord is a ****ing asshole then.

ever wonder why you'll mock God, but not Satan?

[Dave]

Originally Posted by stevieray

..so God is real again?

Seriously?

[Dave]

Originally Posted by stevieray

ever wonder why you'll mock God, but not Satan?

Neither exist.

I don't give a shit.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Dave

Seriously?

ya, Dave, like others, you only think God is real when you can discredit Him.

I suggest having some conviction in your disbelief.

..you guys love to bring Him up..who/what exactly are you fighting against?

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Dave

Neither exist.

well then I would think you'd go after him as much as you do God, yet, that's not the case...is it? why?

you don't give a shit? how many posts do you have in this thread?

[Dave]

Originally Posted by stevieray

ya, Dave, like others, you only think God is real when you can discredit Him.

I suggest having some conviction in your disbelief.

..you guys love to bring Him up..who/what exactly are you fighting against?

You will never answer any direct question. Just spin.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by stevieray

well then I would think you'd go after him as much as you do God, yet, that's not the case...is it? why?

you don't give a shit? how many posts do you have in this thread?

Trollin'

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Dave

You will never answer any direct question. Just spin.

I'll take on ANY question you can come up with. your lame tornado question? you know the one...where the make believe guy creates tonadoes? only God can give and take life..and life is precious, is it not?

bring it.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Dave

Trollin'

you sure are.

[Fish]

Originally Posted by stevieray

it sounds like you only want the "side" of God YOU approve of...you can't separate the OT and NT to your liking, they are intertwined...this what many churches today do..touchy feely..all milk and no meat...it's callled the apostasy

I think this line of thought comes from the fact that people don't want to acknowledge the accountability and the wrath of God.

Originally Posted by stevieray

I already addressed the murders....even to the point of asking you if you knew the whole story behind the command...i'm pointing out the rapes because you haven't proven that to be true, yet keep proclaiming it to be fact...

and to be honest you keep contradicting yourself..you keep focusing on parts you think have validity that help you paint God in a negative light.

In one post, you claim one can't separate the OT and NT for truthfulness, and point out that God is wrathful.... In the next, you challenge your opponent to prove the truthfulness of the OT.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by stevieray

I'll take on ANY question you can come up with. your lame tornado question? you know the one...where the make believe guy who creates tonadoes? only God can give and take life..and life is precious, is it not?

bring it.

I asked the questions.

You didn't answer them.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by KC Fish

In one post, you claim one can't separate the OT and NT for truthfulness, and point out that God is wrathful.... In the next, you challenge your opponent to prove the truthfulness of the OT.

i asked for proof that rape happened.

try to keep up.