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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:19 PM   #736
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A man asks his pastor "So what do I have to do to get to hell?"

Pastor "nothing"
lol when the rapture comes and Jesus kills all of his followers, then it's time to get this party started! Right?
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:21 PM   #737
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lol when the rapture comes and Jesus kills all of his followers, then it's time to get this party started! Right?
The Pre tribulation rapture doesn't exist.
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Old 10-21-2012, 10:55 PM   #738
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when the rapture comes
....I have no doubt you'll buy into the explanation put forth...boy are you gonna feel good! right?
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Old 10-21-2012, 10:56 PM   #739
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The Pre tribulation rapture doesn't exist.
?????
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:06 PM   #740
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We will have to go through the tribulation sir, no way around it.
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:08 PM   #741
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We will have to go through the tribulation sir, no way around it.

expound, please!
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:12 PM   #742
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expound, please!
The pre tribulation rapture didn't exist until the 1800's.

http://www.christianmediaresearch.com/cmd-45.html
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:22 PM   #743
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lol when the rapture comes and Jesus kills all of his followers, then it's time to get this party started! Right?
Judgement must come, there isn't any way around it. God has seen the end from the beginning.
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:46 PM   #744
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I finally read it (I stole this, can't take credit)

I've tried to read the book before, and I've always struggled. I know it's a little trite to say "it's a big book," but it is, and it's difficult to work through, especially reading it cover-to-cover. I understand now, though, why some people have spent decades preaching about "finding the answers" and "having a greater understanding of what's important" after reading the book.

Everything you need to know really is there. All you need to do is read it, and think about it for a moment, and see for yourself. All of the underlying truths and moral certainties that anyone's life might need... they're in the book. The story of how the world was made... it's in the book. The story of Morgoth's corrupting influence, and the fall of Sauron, and of the first exodus of the Elves...

I'm talking about the Silmarillion, of course. Why, what did you think I was talking about? The holy day of December 14th draws nigh, and all must be prepared to go and experience the telling of one of the earliest testaments of Middle-Earth adventure.

You'd better believe in this. I know it's true, because I read it in a really complicated book, and if you don't heed Gandalf's word before it's too late, you know where you're going.

That's right. Mordor. I hear you're not supposed to just walk there. But that's where you'll be going, if you fail to heed Gandalf's words.
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:50 PM   #745
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I finally read it (I stole this, can't take credit)

I've tried to read the book before, and I've always struggled. I know it's a little trite to say "it's a big book," but it is, and it's difficult to work through, especially reading it cover-to-cover. I understand now, though, why some people have spent decades preaching about "finding the answers" and "having a greater understanding of what's important" after reading the book.

Everything you need to know really is there. All you need to do is read it, and think about it for a moment, and see for yourself. All of the underlying truths and moral certainties that anyone's life might need... they're in the book. The story of how the world was made... it's in the book. The story of Morgoth's corrupting influence, and the fall of Sauron, and of the first exodus of the Elves...

I'm talking about the Silmarillion, of course. Why, what did you think I was talking about? The holy day of December 14th draws nigh, and all must be prepared to go and experience the telling of one of the earliest testaments of Middle-Earth adventure.

You'd better believe in this. I know it's true, because I read it in a really complicated book, and if you don't heed Gandalf's word before it's too late, you know where you're going.

That's right. Mordor. I hear you're not supposed to just walk there. But that's where you'll be going, if you fail to heed Gandalf's words.
Amazing how the same concepts are COPIED from the written word.
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:52 PM   #746
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I finally read it (I stole this, can't take credit)

I've tried to read the book before, and I've always struggled. I know it's a little trite to say "it's a big book," but it is, and it's difficult to work through, especially reading it cover-to-cover. I understand now, though, why some people have spent decades preaching about "finding the answers" and "having a greater understanding of what's important" after reading the book.

Everything you need to know really is there. All you need to do is read it, and think about it for a moment, and see for yourself. All of the underlying truths and moral certainties that anyone's life might need... they're in the book. The story of how the world was made... it's in the book. The story of Morgoth's corrupting influence, and the fall of Sauron, and of the first exodus of the Elves...

I'm talking about the Silmarillion, of course. Why, what did you think I was talking about? The holy day of December 14th draws nigh, and all must be prepared to go and experience the telling of one of the earliest testaments of Middle-Earth adventure.

You'd better believe in this. I know it's true, because I read it in a really complicated book, and if you don't heed Gandalf's word before it's too late, you know where you're going.

That's right. Mordor. I hear you're not supposed to just walk there. But that's where you'll be going, if you fail to heed Gandalf's words.
You would probably enjoy this article about the close friendship between C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ch/...003/aug29.html
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You would probably enjoy this article about the close friendship between C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ch/...003/aug29.html
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You would probably enjoy this article about the close friendship between C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ch/...003/aug29.html
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Old 10-22-2012, 12:13 AM   #749
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Matthew 18:20- any version
Again that just says gathering of believers, not a building where everyone gathers at a set time. The word church is never capitalized in the KJV.
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The pre tribulation rapture didn't exist until the 1800's.

http://www.christianmediaresearch.com/cmd-45.html
Incorrect.
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