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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 10-24-2012, 10:56 AM   #811
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It's a simple concept. If you believe in Jesus and the Gospel - you are not a Jew. I'm sorry that you lack the capability to comprehend such a simple concept.
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:00 AM   #812
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THIS!
What is the Gospel if not the scripture? reread it again and get back to me. Do you have any Doctrine?
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:01 AM   #813
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Jews 4 Jesus aren't Jews.

That'd be like creating a group called "Christians for Atheism" and them claiming to be Christian.

If you want to make an impact redirect your monthly checks to me. Then you can call yourself whatever you want to be called.
Will you send me an authentic tallit?
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:04 AM   #814
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Will you send me an authentic tallit?
Katan or gadol?
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:08 AM   #815
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What is the Gospel if not the scripture? reread it again and get back to me. Do you have any Doctrine?
You are free to believe how you want, pretend to be whoever you want to be.

But, you are not entitled define reality for the rest of the world. If you believe that Jesus Christ is the messiah, you are a christian. Period. Fact.
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:22 AM   #816
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You are free to believe how you want, pretend to be whoever you want to be.

But, you are not entitled define reality for the rest of the world. If you believe that Jesus Christ is the messiah, you are a christian. Period. Fact.
I follow Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and as such have been reborn as a spiritual Jew. Jesus was sent to the Lost Sheep of the house of Israel. Jesus was pronounced what? What is New Jerusalem? I'm not denying that I'm Christian, I never have.
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:27 AM   #817
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I follow Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and as such have been reborn as a born-again Christian. Jesus was sent to the Lost Sheep of the house of Israel. Jesus was pronounced what? What is New Jerusalem? I'm not denying that I'm Christian, I never have.
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:35 AM   #818
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I follow Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and as such have been reborn as a spiritual Jew. . . . I'm not denying that I'm Christian, I never have.
This is the religion of Confusianity.
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:37 AM   #819
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This is the religion of Confusianity.
I know you're catholic, so i'll ignore your comments on the matter.
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:43 AM   #820
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I know you're catholic, so i'll ignore your comments on the matter.
That's what an obedient Confusian would do.
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:29 AM   #821
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:33 AM   #822
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GOD is a spirit, not an old man.
Since god is eternal and has lived for

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

years before the "big bang" or he created the world 6,000 years old.

What was he doing for

999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,994,000

years?
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:40 AM   #823
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Probably watching youtube videos that he knew would eventually be made.
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:55 AM   #824
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Since god is eternal and has lived for

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

years before the "big bang" or he created the world 6,000 years old.

What was he doing for

999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,994,000

years?
GOD invented time for us, he is not bound by it.
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:02 AM   #825
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