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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 12-08-2012, 01:49 PM   #1006
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I'll clear this up for you my severely distraught friend, get Jesus however you can...Pray upon it and believe..you shall receive.
There is nothing to clear up. I am at peace, thanks for your concern. When you lie to yourself at least you only have one person to convince. You do have that going for you I guess.
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:52 PM   #1007
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There is nothing to clear up. I am at peace, thanks for your concern. When you lie to yourself at least you only have one person to convince. You do have that going for you I guess.
What could possibly go wrong right?
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:37 PM   #1008
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I believe it doesn't matter what I think, if that is what is staring me in the face then I will do what I have to avoid it.
So you aren't doing these things because you want to, you are doing them to avoid punishment? Seems like you are living a facade. If I was the big guy I'd burn you just for the **** of it
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:44 PM   #1009
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If I don't believe in an afterlife, does it still exist?

If there IS an afterlife, why bother with the current one if the one that comes after is supposed to be so much better?
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Old 12-08-2012, 03:56 PM   #1010
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If I don't believe in an afterlife, does it still exist?

If there IS an afterlife, why bother with the current one if the one that comes after is supposed to be so much better?
Please for the love of god (pun intended) DO NOT try any form of logic with the christian brotherhood. They might put a fatwa out on you.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:03 PM   #1011
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:05 PM   #1012
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:38 PM   #1013
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If there IS an afterlife, why bother with the current one if the one that comes after is supposed to be so much better?
I've wondered about the logic of that myself. Can't figure out why more Christians don't kill their loved ones to send them to eternal perfect bliss in Heaven. Some mothers have figured it out and do kill their kids to send them to Heaven, most do not. If you let your innocent children grow older, they might sin & then be tortured for eternity. So some Christians have figured out its better to murder them now while they still have a chance.

You have to love your children very much to kill them, cuz you might be punished by God. Although that part is debatable... God has ordered or condoned plenty of child-killing:

Hosea 13:16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God.
They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.


Psalms 137:8-9 Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us.
He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.


1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and attack Amalek..... kill both man and woman, infant and nursing child
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Old 12-08-2012, 05:03 PM   #1014
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I've wondered about the logic of that myself. Can't figure out why more Christians don't kill their loved ones to send them to eternal perfect bliss in Heaven. Some mothers have figured it out and do kill their kids to send them to Heaven, most do not. If you let your innocent children grow older, they might sin & then be tortured for eternity. So some Christians have figured out its better to murder them now while they still have a chance.

You have to love your children very much to kill them, cuz you might be punished by God. Although that part is debatable... God has ordered or condoned plenty of child-killing:

Hosea 13:16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God.
They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.


Psalms 137:8-9 Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us.
He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.


1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and attack Amalek..... kill both man and woman, infant and nursing child
it's humorous you think this is an original stance, or is somehow cute.

I always find it telling t most vocal or the move agressive non belivers will tell you till they are blue in the face that it's a fairy tale, but then turn around and make the 'fairy tale" legitmate as the basis for their argument.


once again, all you're doing is cherypicking verses, taking them out of context, and looking like a fool.

you know why you don't understand? know why it's confusing? because you aren't seeking anything from it but placating your own selfish interests.

you're doing nothing but making it impossible for anything to be revealed.

this is why God says you will be without excuse...you knew, but rejected.

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Old 12-08-2012, 05:07 PM   #1015
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If there IS an afterlife, why bother with the current one if the one that comes after is supposed to be so much better?
.....because salvation doesn't come from you or your works.
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Old 12-08-2012, 05:22 PM   #1016
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Old 12-08-2012, 05:49 PM   #1017
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you don't believe it to be true, Dave, remember?

yet here you are, "validating" it. totally.
yup, I deserve an eternity of burning hell. lololol

get outta here with that shit
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:34 PM   #1018
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So you aren't doing these things because you want to, you are doing them to avoid punishment? Seems like you are living a facade. If I was the big guy I'd burn you just for the **** of it
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:35 PM   #1019
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It's your choice to live in fear.
I don't fear man but rather the creator, that should make sense even to you.
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:46 PM   #1020
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I don't fear man but rather the creator, that should make sense even to you.
Make sense "even to me"? That's a hoot. It's a shame that you blind yourself. I guess fear does that to a person.
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