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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 12-20-2012, 10:51 PM   #1351
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Well if you're an atheist, you are your own god right?
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:52 PM   #1352
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I've seen so many people say stuff like "this wouldn't happen if you didn't take god out of school and this is god's way of showing us how unhappy he is"
Those folks would fit in nicely in Fred Phelps' little group.
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As long as Jesus Christ was the president of the US and approved of it Yes.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:57 PM   #1353
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Well if you're an atheist, you are your own god right?
I should have been more clear. My mistake.

When I say **** god, I'm not trying to imply that I believe in him as fact.

You know, when I watch a TV series or something and I see a character I don't like, I'll say "**** Lori, she's a ****" in walking dead. That doesn't mean that I believe Lori is a real person and not a character.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:00 PM   #1354
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Well if you're an atheist, you are your own god right?
and I consider myself agnostic I guess.

Truth is, I don't know. I have no idea and nobody does until they die. But I'm pretty certain the bible was written by man as a tool to control people and all of that is complete nonsense.
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Old 12-21-2012, 01:23 AM   #1355
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Because school is for education.

Religion is NOT education.

That is what church is for.
.....ya, that's why Congress had the Bible printed and it was used in schools in early America.
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Old 12-21-2012, 01:53 AM   #1356
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You seem to be making a blanket statement with this thread about people who believe in god. Is that right?

I don't believe stories in the bible but still believe in some sort of creator. Are you laughing at me too?
I'm not laughing at all. You know you are 9/10s of the way there so you and I would have no disagreement at all.

If you don't mind I'd like to ask why you feel the need for a creator when you understand the narrative is baloney.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 12-21-2012, 01:58 AM   #1357
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.....ya, that's why Congress had the Bible printed and it was used in schools in early America.
And we used to have slavery, and women couldn't vote, and it was ok to beat either one of them as long as they didn't die for a day or two. You know living the christian life.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:29 AM   #1358
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And we used to have slavery, and women couldn't vote, and it was ok to beat either one of them as long as they didn't die for a day or two. You know living the christian life.
....and you used to crap your pants, but we don't hold that against you now.


but hey, at least you admit the founding was based on the the Judeo Christian principles.
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:57 AM   #1359
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....and you used to crap your pants, but we don't hold that against you now.


but hey, at least you admit the founding was based on the the Judeo Christian principles.
What do you mean used to?
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:02 AM   #1360
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What do you mean used to?
We know he still does. Why do you think he has a cape? and the Spandex?

And he finally admits the US was founded on a secular non-theist basis so he's OK despite his mental and physical illnesses.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:06 AM   #1361
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And he finally admits the US was founded on a secular non-theist basis so he's OK despite his mental and physical illnesses.
eh? We were founded on biblical principles Dave, I know it's hard for you to accept that hating GOD and all.....
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:18 AM   #1362
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eh? We were founded on biblical principles Dave, I know it's hard for you to accept that hating GOD and all.....
Not even close. Stop talking to your Imam or er preacher and crack a history book. It can be very enlightening. Or ask stevie he freely admits that the US was founded on an anti christian basis.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:34 AM   #1363
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students can pray in school, teachers and staff just can't lead it or require it.

But after this shooting, I've seen so many people say stuff like "this wouldn't happen if you didn't take god out of school and this is god's way of showing us how unhappy he is" and that makes me say, **** god.
Bump, Christians don't believe that....kooks do and sometimes people want to confuse the two.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:36 AM   #1364
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You should be able to pray anywhere, my tax dollars pay for it so I should have a say. Church is the last place I would pray.
Sure, at recess or on the throne, before lunch.

No one should stop a child for praying individually.

I just don't want the teacher LEADING a prayer.

That is NOT what school is for.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:44 AM   #1365
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I'm not laughing at all. You know you are 9/10s of the way there so you and I would have no disagreement at all.

If you don't mind I'd like to ask why you feel the need for a creator when you understand the narrative is baloney.
I don't feel the need. I don't think its something I can avoid. And I don't think its something I would want to avoid.

I've got some tough questions I want answered and he better have good ones.
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