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Old 09-11-2012, 07:55 AM  
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***The "Oral/Anal" Thread***

This is gonna be just like the segment on Around The Horn. Just keep it poontang related (any famous poontang).

For those that never seen the segment, basically a statement about a famous celebrity is made. If you agree that she's high class then you go for oral, if you think she's a cheap whore then you go for anal. Also give a brief reason for your answer. Simple. I'll start, then someone quotes it, says if they Oral or Anal and then make their own statement for the next person.

EXAMPLE:

Oral or Anal: Mila Kunis



I go Oral. On the surface she seems more likely Anal, as she appears trashy and raunchy and has bedroom eyes and a body made for sex. But I think she's probably really a nice girl, and has a great sense of humor. She seems like the perfect candidate for hot sex AND a funny, stable relationship.


Ok, here goes...

Oral or Anal: Mila Jovovich

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Old 09-11-2012, 07:59 AM   #2
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Old 09-11-2012, 07:59 AM   #3
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Old 09-11-2012, 08:28 AM   #4
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What if she's a high class whore? Can we go for Anal and Oral?
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Old 09-11-2012, 08:40 AM   #5
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:01 AM   #6
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:03 AM   #7
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:33 AM   #8
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:49 AM   #9
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:53 AM   #10
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:31 PM   #11
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:51 PM   #13
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Old 09-11-2012, 01:06 PM   #14
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This is gonna be just like the segment on Around The Horn. Just keep it poontang related (any famous poontang).

For those that never seen the segment, basically a statement about a famous celebrity is made. If you agree that she's high class then you go for oral, if you think she's a cheap whore then you go for anal. Also give a brief reason for your answer. Simple. I'll start, then someone quotes it, says if they Oral or Anal and then make their own statement for the next person.

EXAMPLE:

Oral or Anal: Mila Kunis



I go Oral. On the surface she seems more likely Anal, as she appears trashy and raunchy and has bedroom eyes and a body made for sex. But I think she's probably really a nice girl, and has a great sense of humor. She seems like the perfect candidate for hot sex AND a funny, stable relationship.


Ok, here goes...

Oral or Anal: Mila Jovovich

I'd rather stick it in their hot asses than just get a BJ from them.
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Old 09-11-2012, 11:56 PM   #15
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