Chiefs KC Chiefs post an ad in Craigslist for new GM - Page 4

**pr_capone** · 11:01 PM

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ofc/3278105751.html

I thought you all would enjoy this.

Updated the OP since my last post was flagged.

*bumped. see post 66 as to why:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....1&postcount=66

**pr_capone** · 09-17-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC

Any one of us would fare better. It's easy, just get a good QB. Boom...genius.

At this point I would be happy with a Madden prodigy.

**pr_capone** · 09-17-2012, 03:32 PM

And another dumbass sends me his full resume.

Fish · 09-17-2012, 03:34 PM

Ask them to come to Arrowhead and apply in person....

**bevischief** · 09-17-2012, 03:35 PM

Post it on more than one city...

**pr_capone** · 09-17-2012, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief

Post it on more than one city...

I think that is what I am going to do next. When I get home I am going to post this ad in Sandy Eggo, Denver, and Oakland CL.

**bevischief** · 09-17-2012, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone

I think that is what I am going to do next. When I get home I am going to post this ad in Sandy Eggo, Denver, and Oakland CL.

Don't forget Texas.

**pr_capone** · 09-17-2012, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief

Don't forget Texas.

I'm gonna send this out to the cities of our division rivals. From there, I hope to hit all 32 cities that house an NFL team.

**bevischief** · 09-17-2012, 05:01 PM

It is on Twitter now and has been forwarded to a few national media types.

**pr_capone** · 09-17-2012, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief

It is on Twitter now and has been forwarded to a few national media types.

thanks!

acesn8s · 09-17-2012, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I went to craigslist and this was all I could find:

im looking to cum by your place or maybe u get a room tommorrow... i just want it really really thickkkkkk im really thin and tiny down there so fatter the better with tool looking 4 tommorow dont waste time lets set time place and no strings attached real please dont waste time if your not black bevery thick be close have picsdo me in the backseat of my bfs car with him watching in enjoyment looking now u must be fwb be a GENtleman you must have a single pic of your cock with face in same pic need it nowww

Man, those piggys are getting kinky. Are you doing your job well enough?

listopencil · 09-17-2012, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone

I think that is what I am going to do next. When I get home I am going to post this ad in Sandy Eggo, Denver, and Oakland CL.

I am willing to do it for a modest sum. Your team will take a dive twice a year but will play hard versus SD and OAK. That's something.

**frazod** · 09-17-2012, 06:40 PM

Try this one:

Hello,

Thank you for your interest in the Owner position for the Kansas City Chiefs. In the past 40 years, we have miserably failed our fan base in delivering the ultimate prize in NFL football. During that time, we have also failed miserably to deliver the trophy with the previous owner's name on it, and have failed to win a single playoff game for 19 years. In fact, since our beautiful stadium opened 40 years ago, the Chiefs have won exactly ONE playoff game there. Since we prefer not to be known as the Cubs of football or change Arrowhead's name to Wrigley Stadium, it is time for new ownership.

Qualified applicants will have a truckload of money and actually live in the Kansas City metropolitan area, or be named Mark Cuban. The applicant will be required to be a fan of the team, and not an absentee landlord using it as an out-of-state cash cow. The applicant will be required to NOT hire ANYBODY who ever had anything to do with the New England Patriots, including executives, washed-up coaches and players, and especially any crappy backup quarterbacks who never played in college. The applicant will be required to actually spend money on the team, and not be $26,000,000 under the salary cap. Being self-made would be a plus, since that whole trust fund baby thing has proven to be a big negative.

Compensation will match what the applicant puts into the team. Give us a winner, and we'll buy tickets and merchandise, and you'll make a fortune.

**pr_capone** · 09-19-2012, 12:22 PM

I've received 3 emails with Full resumes from people applying to this job just this morning.

LMFAO

Posted it on Reddit as well.

http://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comme...neral_manager/

InChiefsHell · 09-19-2012, 12:36 PM

This is great. Might be even better than the "Start Tebow" billboards if it takes off...

DMAC · 09-19-2012, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish

Ask them to come to Arrowhead and apply in person....

And put it on Monster & CareerBuilder & LinkedIn

09-16-2012, 08:56 PM
pr_capone bout time to go racing Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aguadilla Casino cash: $169941842	KC Chiefs post an ad in Craigslist for new GM http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ofc/3278105751.html I thought you all would enjoy this. Updated the OP since my last post was flagged. bumped. see post 66 as to why: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....1&postcount=66 Last edited by pr_capone; 10-07-2012 at 11:01 PM..*
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09-17-2012, 03:32 PM	#47
pr_capone bout time to go racing Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aguadilla Casino cash: $169941842	And another dumbass sends me his full resume.
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09-17-2012, 03:34 PM	#48
Fish Missing Dick Curl Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2087366	Ask them to come to Arrowhead and apply in person.... __________________
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09-17-2012, 03:35 PM	#49
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fargo Casino cash: $18265458	Post it on more than one city... __________________ Lex and Terry listen to it! http://lexandterry.com/ "The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president." unknown Corporation Nation watch it. The Exploding Autoimmune Epidemic by Dr Trent watch it. Dr Mary's Monkey watch it.
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09-17-2012, 05:01 PM	#53
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fargo Casino cash: $18265458	It is on Twitter now and has been forwarded to a few national media types. __________________ Lex and Terry listen to it! http://lexandterry.com/ "The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president." unknown Corporation Nation watch it. The Exploding Autoimmune Epidemic by Dr Trent watch it. Dr Mary's Monkey watch it.
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09-17-2012, 06:40 PM	#57
frazod Keep firing, assholes! Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2833845	Try this one: Hello, Thank you for your interest in the Owner position for the Kansas City Chiefs. In the past 40 years, we have miserably failed our fan base in delivering the ultimate prize in NFL football. During that time, we have also failed miserably to deliver the trophy with the previous owner's name on it, and have failed to win a single playoff game for 19 years. In fact, since our beautiful stadium opened 40 years ago, the Chiefs have won exactly ONE playoff game there. Since we prefer not to be known as the Cubs of football or change Arrowhead's name to Wrigley Stadium, it is time for new ownership. Qualified applicants will have a truckload of money and actually live in the Kansas City metropolitan area, or be named Mark Cuban. The applicant will be required to be a fan of the team, and not an absentee landlord using it as an out-of-state cash cow. The applicant will be required to NOT hire ANYBODY who ever had anything to do with the New England Patriots, including executives, washed-up coaches and players, and especially any crappy backup quarterbacks who never played in college. The applicant will be required to actually spend money on the team, and not be $26,000,000 under the salary cap. Being self-made would be a plus, since that whole trust fund baby thing has proven to be a big negative. Compensation will match what the applicant puts into the team. Give us a winner, and we'll buy tickets and merchandise, and you'll make a fortune. __________________ I'm not mean; I just don't like you.
Posts: 85,040

09-19-2012, 12:22 PM	#58
pr_capone bout time to go racing Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aguadilla Casino cash: $169941842	I've received 3 emails with Full resumes from people applying to this job just this morning. LMFAO Posted it on Reddit as well. http://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comme...neral_manager/
Posts: 17,417

09-19-2012, 12:36 PM	#59
InChiefsHell Rockin' yer FACE OFF! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Casino cash: $1068420	This is great. Might be even better than the "Start Tebow" billboards if it takes off... __________________ We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! A quote: "Oh well, there's always next year. We'll be better then, you'll see..." - Every Chiefs fan for the last 41...crap...42 years... Quit listening to all that crappy new music and check out HEADSTRONG!
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