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Old 01-16-2013, 01:23 PM  
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What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking
They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:29 PM   #2
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:29 PM   #3
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I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.
That doesn't work. They're onto that trick. You have to answer the door naked with a chub now.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:30 PM   #4
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Next time I'm coming to your house, I'm totally pretending to be a Mormon.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:30 PM   #5
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I opened the door one time (slapped some clear eyes into my eyes for some effect) and answers the door.


D bag on a bike: how's your day sir

Me: *sniff sniff* uh ok uh just found out my mom and dad divorced *sniff sniff*

D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry to hear that sir, is there anything we can do to help

Me: *sniff sniff* no there's nothing I told my brother he was going to get caught but didn't listen to me. He caught him and now they both hate each other I don't have any family

D bag on a bike: I'm very sorry, we're all family sir. You're welcome to be a part of our family

Me: *sniff sniff* do you have a sister brother?

D bag on a bike: you have a good day sir, hope everything is okay and gets resolved.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:31 PM   #6
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what if andy reid knocks at your door??? he's a mormon too.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:32 PM   #7
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:32 PM   #8
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You obviously didn't scare them enough the first time around. There aren't many mormons around here but I have ran off plenty of preachers in my time. For hire. Just sayin~
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:32 PM   #9
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:34 PM   #10
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They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.
Mitt is out of work and needs something to do. Try to be kind...
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:34 PM   #11
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:35 PM   #12
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When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:38 PM   #13
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Every time they say Mormon, correct them and tell them that it's pronounced Muslim.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:40 PM   #14
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:41 PM   #15
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Tell them you only want to join the Warren Jeffs sect that lets you **** multiple underage girls.

Then slam the door in his face as he stammers out that that is no longer officially sanctioned.
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