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Old 09-18-2012, 09:07 AM  
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Geno Smith fans roll call

NEW THREAD HEADER (11/17/12):

The list is gone. We will all be Geno Smith fans when he gets drafted by the Chiefs. For historical documentation's sake, I'll keep the list in a separate post on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=3314

WHY GENO SMITH?
If you're wondering if Geno Smith is right for you, check out this brilliant post by Saccopoo:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=5388

Next, we have a few GIFs you may be interested in from the Oklahoma game. Insane potential. These are the elite throws that very few QBs can make. What more can I say? Geno Smith can be a franchise QB in the NFL, and the Chiefs need to take a shot on him.

GIF #1:
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GIF #2:
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GIF #3 (My favorite):
Spoiler!


HOW DO WE GET HIM HERE?

Glad you asked. I posted this checklist earlier. It probably belongs in the thread header, and will be updated as the Chiefs close out their season and start a new chapter in their franchise story.

Preparing for Geno Smith's Arrival In KC Checklist

1. [X] Lose games and acquire the #1 overall pick
2. [X] Get Pioli and the Patriot Way cronies the **** out
3. [X] Hire new GM/coach

OPTIONAL (but highly recommended):
4. [ ] Re-sign/tag Bowe, who really wants to play in KC with Geno
5. [ ] Re-sign/tag Albert

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Old 01-14-2013, 11:23 PM   #9256
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:24 PM   #9257
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:26 PM   #9258
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yeah, we get it...you aren't interested in our opinions

but for some reason you need to tell us that in this thread repeatedly...why?

no one here is forcing you to read anything
Why? Because I responded to your post?
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:28 PM   #9259
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Tell this one to your study buddies, Cephalic. They'll think you're a big hit!

An old man goes to a doctor. The doctor comes back and says, "I've got bad news: You've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old man goes, "Well at least I don't have cancer!"
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:29 PM   #9260
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Why? Because I responded to your post?
you should post in this thread regularly, to remind us all that we're not scouts....lest we forget

and to remind us that you aren't interested in our opinions.....maybe once a day?
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:31 PM   #9261
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It's noble of you to think of yourself as this intellectual gadfly, Cephalic. It's not at all arrogant, false, and a bunch of bullshit.

In the meantime, you'll make lots of friends with the dumbasses on this board. That's what your superior intellect wants, right? People who will engage you with challenging thoughts and not rape jokes?

Yeah, right.
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:33 PM   #9262
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you should post in this thread regularly, to remind us all that we're not scouts....lest we forget

and to remind us that you aren't interested in our opinions.....maybe once a day?
Will do, as long as you continue to ask me questions about my motives for being on the board and eliciting said response.
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:36 PM   #9263
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It's noble of you to think of yourself as this intellectual gadfly, Cephalic. It's not at all arrogant, false, and a bunch of bullshit.

In the meantime, you'll make lots of friends with the dumbasses on this board. That's what your superior intellect wants, right? People who will engage you with challenging thoughts and not rape jokes?

Yeah, right.
The first paragraph is an assumption you made, not me.

I didn't come here to make friends, man. Just wanted to talk some football. And I didn't want to be engaged with challenging thoughts... I'd take your class for that.
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:37 PM   #9264
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you should post in this thread regularly, to remind us all that we're not scouts....lest we forget

and to remind us that you aren't interested in our opinions.....maybe once a day?
So I take it we have another candyass vagina posting on here. Imagine that.
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Are you part of talking can's research team?
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:26 AM   #9267
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You have no research to back him up, do you? There's even a chart that Arrowhead Pride compiled to show the proof I'm feeding you.

I like Geno, but I'm not going to look past his negatives and proclaim that he's this amazing football talent when he is clearly not.

He's a mediocre QB talent in a mediocre QB class. Hopefully our awesome staff can take one of these mediocre talents and coach them into something.
Jesus dude...

Do you realize how ****ing stupid you sound? Do you realize that you are just spouting absolute nonsense? Mediocre talent?

You, sir, are an idiot.
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:28 AM   #9268
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Hypothesis: Geno Smith is the best quarterback in the draft.

Introduction
History says quarterbacks drafted in the first round win games and super bowls. This makes me really excited and motivates me to make tons of gifs and pictures with Geno Smith in a Chiefs uniform. Thus, I decided to do research on Geno Smith and other quarterbacks to address my question and solidify my preconceived notions that he is the best.

Method
Sit in my mom's basement and watch game film and take notes. I only take breaks to get more cheetos and mountain dew (sometimes mom just brings them down) or relieve myself (pee, poop, and masturabate because of Geno's awesome talent). Then I got on the internet and read stuff from people who love Geno too. KY jelly was used for the final phase of my research.

Results
Geno Smith has a rocket arm, dead on accuracy, and threw for 7 td's in a game once. This means he's really good. And I heard he went to a school for the gifted when he was 5. So he's smart. And he's black so he has a cock the size of a shampoo bottle. This was confirmed by my radio guy who went into the locker room once. When I used the KY for Geno films, I came in an average of 2.5 seconds. While watching Barkley, Wilson, and Glennon, I got nothing (though it's worth noting Glennon's ostrich look had me close). These results suggest Geno is clearly the best.

Discussion
There is no discussion. Any question of Geno will be met with an insult of your intellect, which will then progress into jokes about butts and poo poo cuz they're funny and people like them. Case closed. Draft Geno. It will save me $30 a month in porn subscriptions if Geno is in a Chiefs jersey.

References
Youtube
Google
Pornhub (Geno has a sex tape that was used to confirm the size of his penis)

Special Acknowledgements
My mom for letting me use her basement.

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Old 01-15-2013, 12:33 AM   #9269
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Research

Hypothesis: Geno Smith is the best quarterback in the draft.

Introduction
History says quarterbacks drafted in the first round win games and super bowls. This makes me really excited and motivates me to make tons of gifs and pictures with Geno Smith in a Chiefs uniform. Thus, I decided to do research on Geno Smith and other quarterbacks to address my question and solidify my preconceived notions that he is the best.

Method
Sit in my mom's basement and watch game film and take notes. I only take breaks to get more cheetos and mountain dew (sometimes mom just brings them down) or relieve myself (pee, poop, and masturabate because of Geno's awesome talent). Then I got on the internet and read stuff from people who love Geno too

Results
Geno Smith has a rocket arm, dead on accuracy, and threw for 7 td's in a game once. This means he's really good. And I heard he went to a school for the gifted when he was 5. So he's smart. And he's black so he has a cock the size of a shampoo bottle. This was confirmed by my radio guy who went into the locker room once.

Discussion
There is no discussion. Any question of Geno will be met with an insult of your intellect, which will then progress into jokes about butts and poo poo cuz they're funny and people like them. Case closed. Draft Geno.

References
Youtube
Google
Pornhub (Geno has a sex tape that was used to confirm the size of his penis)

Special Acknowledgements
My mom for letting me use her basement.

While I laugh at your idiocy, I enjoyed the post.
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Amen. QB's play in different offenses and they have different coaching and different players.

I think it was a bad choice for Geno to skip the Senior Bowl. It would have been a great opportunity for him to solidify his status as the number 1 QB by looking better than the other QB's in Mobile.
He's already done that over the course of three full seasons of starting at QB. Like one ****ing post season All-Star game throwing to guys who are running vanilla routes is going to mean one goddamn thing.

Idiot.
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